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Don't get me started telling fox jokes.:eek::rolleyes: (Foxes are actually all right, but don't tell anyone I said that) Besides your own personal species, what is your favorite species of animal?

If @A Minty cheetah lived over here Hmmmm... Space Sabertooths. Interesting concept. They can keep down the space mammoth population. -1 -8

Foxes are the ultimate pain in the neck. Haha. You thought I was going to say butt. ;):p:) Have you ever travelled across an ocean?

Ice cream shall become the official world food.

Horcrux's are your friend.

Only witches that weigh the same as a duck shall be burned at the stake.

You were found squashed flat at the bottom of a furpile.

Sing

Lap dog

Another thread reminded me of this nice song.

Simon and Garfunkle wrote a song about @Some Moron . It's called The Boxer. I don't know why they didn't call it The Rectangular. -1 -9

I'm trying out a new recipe. I have been cooking this thing for about 3 1/2 hours in a 300 degree oven. Once it gets to 180 F I take it out, rest it for about a half an hour, then put it back in at 475 for about fifteen minutes. This is supposed to make the skin really crunchy. It's just...

Somebody has been playing Minecraft.

We ate all the big animals so there weren't any big animal farts to warm up the climate.

I have to go finish cooking a Boston butt pork roast. I got started on it late, so I'm eating late. I still have about an hour to go on it.

OK. We won't try to make each other extinct. *Shares a mammoth steak with you*

Oh yeah?! -1 -6

We were too good at what we did. We ate everything.

The last time this happened, they made me clean up the mess.