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Anybody else want in on this cow? There's plenty to go around. -1 -1

Tells you a skunk joke.

Black and white television repairman.:rolleyes:

SBD!!! It's in this jar. You want me to take the lid off?

You just died of dysentery.

Does a fart count as a shout?

*Drags a cow into the chat room and proceeds to have dinner* -1 1

I make a joke about this all the time. I usually end this story with the statement, "...and I spend all my spare time trying to find out where hairdresser conventions are going to be held.";)

With the exception of not considering yourself a "Furry", you gave a textbook definition of what it is to be a Furry. lol.:D Welcome to the Fandom.:)

Me too. I really geek out over antiques. I have done antiques for so long that I actually do appraisal work for the local PBS TV station and whenever I see an antique whatever that I should know about, I obsess over it and consider it a challenge as a test of knowledge. I also only have nine...

Wish granted, but you are forced to move to Antartica and live there without electricity or internet. I wish I had a machine in which I could travel back and forth in time to when and where and for whatever length of time I wanted.

OK... you got my attention. What? I have to bother someone else now? OK... @Simo

I have heard of some cons having HIV testing, but have never seen it at any con I have personally been to, and I've been to about 80 cons. I am a con president, so I hear a lot of things that others may not have. Any "horror" stories you may have heard are most likely isolated incidents and...

...Maaaaaaybe. You could always write a poem about it whenever you are feeling "sub" versive. -1 -8

The stunt double for the God Anubis.

Fell into a fire ant mound and was swarmed.

Arrives in his submarine from the secret Sabertooth base under the sea and delivers a shipment of fresh meat. -1 -8

Eat a live toad for breakfast every morning. Nothing worse than that will happen to you for the rest of the day.

Didn't quite make it through the "Drink a gallon of milk challenge".