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Juggling street performers.

Wish granted. The coffee is cold, burnt tasting, and bitter. Bon apetit. I wish I could give you a million dollars.

An empty picnic basket and a shredded red hooded cape, size small.

Rice and eggs with bacon. You cook some bacon and crumble it. Set it aside. You dice some onion and some bell pepper. Set it aside You cook some whjte long grain rice. You crack about five eggs and scramble them in a bowl. Put a generous portion of rice in a frying pan with a dollop of...

I was at a gaming convention as an attending guest of honor. My friend, the con chair, had a Lego suit he wore there. I told him that if he was going to wear a Lego suit, I was going to wear my fursuit. He said he was fine with that. I wore it and was a big hit, with someone wanting a photo...

My friend, Draconis, had a panel at Mephit Fur Meet this past weekend. It was on depression. You all should push to get this panel at any Furry cons you go to. It was a very good, healing experience for many who attended.

Is your friend retarded? He ate a jellyfish. Basketball is a peaceful planet.

I'm really open and don't hold much back. I guess it would be how much I am enamored with the Fandom. What is the best story you have ever heard?

Grounded for indiscriminately spanking other Furries. Punishment: Grounded for a week and your spanking paddles will be locked away for a month.:p

On records, side A is the side for the best song.

Wish granted, but ants and other assorted insects find it and devour it, making it quite inedible. I wish I could breath under water.

It's my JOB.

Lies, because lies are intentional efforts to deceive and delusions may or may not be intentional efforts to fool yourself. What is your favorite way to relax?

This sounds like you.

Puke

The power to take down any giant ground sloth I encounter. Has anyone seen any giant ground sloths around lately? I'm looking to kick some butt.

Hmmmm... The house needs painting. Get on that for me. I'm sleeping in today.

Wish granted, but the blue collars are blue STEEL collars and the werewolves are all chained up by them. I wish I could tell the ultimate funny joke.

Ah! Furry Moses comes down from the mountain with the ten condiments. Dibs on the BBQ sauce. -1 -4