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the cake is alie fuck, unresponsive laptop spacebar.

Dude, Bigfoot all the way. Not only can he mess up any electronic equipment(clear pics, anyone) but he also beats the hell out of those jackasses in those stupid beef jerky commercials. How dare they LULZ such a gentle, misunderstood soul.

I once had an urge to climb out the window of a moving vehicle, from the front seat, and climb in the back window. On the highway, at about 75 MPH. I'm lucky I'm still alive to this day>

I like animals. I certainly don't hate them. I used to have a Great Dane when I was a kid, best dog ever. I'd have one now, but shit they are expensive, and I have nowhere to keep it anyway. I miss my big wet slobbery kisses.

I'm a lawyer, please, sit down, and let us discuss these alleged "videos"...

So this means the Catholic Church is off the hook then, as god obviously endorses such acts...

Quite so. Pocket watches and top hats will never be out of style for me...

Mmmm, fake humans, the internet is full of those indeed. Almost as good as false spiritual comfort. It's like fish food for my brain.

It really wasn't supposed to be, we've rather drawn the whole RELOLGION thing out to it's logical end more than a few times, and it's never ended well. CURSE YOU GET DANCING!!! Also, the internet is not human contact, unless you empathize with electronic personalities.

Jeez, is this crap still going on? Wow, really, just wow.

You just love him because hes a flaming homo. But yes, Satan is more easily undestood than god, at least on my level. He has faults, which is more than a proverbial God can say. Also, he can carry a tune. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddJM-dXz2Gw

Satan. Hands down. He'd walk up to God, all friendly like, and then BAM! COCK PUNCH!!! God goes down, Satan puts the boots to him, it's over in seconds.

You stole my thoughts! :mad: But yeah, I would love to find a sophisticated gentleman.

Get a really heavy rock. Tie a rope around it, and toss it over a sturdy limb. Make a noose, and slip your neck in. Then, jump off the stool you were standing on, and see if you can lift the rock.

FOSTERS, AUSTRALIAN FUH BEAH. I used to work at Outback Steakhouse. I fail to see what giant slabs of meat and BBQ chicken have to do with a desertificated landmass, but hey, I got cheap beer and I made money!

Don't forget 2 years at the Q School. It takes years to train a seal. Also, 18 months is not that long a time, as it was quoted here... http://www.ausspecialforces.com/SASRegiment.htm Check your stats.

America is pretty cool guy. eh bombs the brown people and doesnt afraid of anything. But really, I like living here.

Holy fuck. This thread is over 2 years old? Damn, you people need some better shit to do, if you trolled back that far.

Check your spelling as well, and your punctuation, I don't see a single period in there. My brain almost ran out of breath reading that.

Hey, macro dicks suck, would you want that in your ass? No, says I. I'd like to keep my internal bleeding to a minimum.