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  1. Azure

    Type "The cake is a lie" with your nose and your eyes closed!

    the cake is alie fuck, unresponsive laptop spacebar.
  2. Azure

    BigFoot versus Nessie!

    Dude, Bigfoot all the way. Not only can he mess up any electronic equipment(clear pics, anyone) but he also beats the hell out of those jackasses in those stupid beef jerky commercials. How dare they LULZ such a gentle, misunderstood soul.
  3. Azure

    I had the strangest urge recently =/ Have you had a similar urge?

    I once had an urge to climb out the window of a moving vehicle, from the front seat, and climb in the back window. On the highway, at about 75 MPH. I'm lucky I'm still alive to this day>
  4. Azure

    Do you like animals?

    I like animals. I certainly don't hate them. I used to have a Great Dane when I was a kid, best dog ever. I'd have one now, but shit they are expensive, and I have nowhere to keep it anyway. I miss my big wet slobbery kisses.
  5. Azure

    God V Satan

    I'm a lawyer, please, sit down, and let us discuss these alleged "videos"...
  6. Azure

    God V Satan

    So this means the Catholic Church is off the hook then, as god obviously endorses such acts...
  7. Azure

    (gay boys) What choo want in a man?

    Quite so. Pocket watches and top hats will never be out of style for me...
  8. Azure

    God V Satan

    Mmmm, fake humans, the internet is full of those indeed. Almost as good as false spiritual comfort. It's like fish food for my brain.
  9. Azure

    God V Satan

    It really wasn't supposed to be, we've rather drawn the whole RELOLGION thing out to it's logical end more than a few times, and it's never ended well. CURSE YOU GET DANCING!!! Also, the internet is not human contact, unless you empathize with electronic personalities.
  10. Azure

    God V Satan

    Jeez, is this crap still going on? Wow, really, just wow.
  11. Azure

    God V Satan

    You just love him because hes a flaming homo. But yes, Satan is more easily undestood than god, at least on my level. He has faults, which is more than a proverbial God can say. Also, he can carry a tune. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddJM-dXz2Gw
  12. Azure

    God V Satan

    Satan. Hands down. He'd walk up to God, all friendly like, and then BAM! COCK PUNCH!!! God goes down, Satan puts the boots to him, it's over in seconds.
  13. Azure

    (gay boys) What choo want in a man?

    You stole my thoughts! :mad: But yeah, I would love to find a sophisticated gentleman.
  14. Azure

    How to measure your weight without a scale ?

    Get a really heavy rock. Tie a rope around it, and toss it over a sturdy limb. Make a noose, and slip your neck in. Then, jump off the stool you were standing on, and see if you can lift the rock.
  15. Azure

    The Question...

    FOSTERS, AUSTRALIAN FUH BEAH. I used to work at Outback Steakhouse. I fail to see what giant slabs of meat and BBQ chicken have to do with a desertificated landmass, but hey, I got cheap beer and I made money!
  16. Azure

    The Question...

    Don't forget 2 years at the Q School. It takes years to train a seal. Also, 18 months is not that long a time, as it was quoted here... http://www.ausspecialforces.com/SASRegiment.htm Check your stats.
  17. Azure

    The Question...

    America is pretty cool guy. eh bombs the brown people and doesnt afraid of anything. But really, I like living here.
  18. Azure

    Please use proper English only, Danka!

    Holy fuck. This thread is over 2 years old? Damn, you people need some better shit to do, if you trolled back that far.
  19. Azure

    Rochester insider

    Check your spelling as well, and your punctuation, I don't see a single period in there. My brain almost ran out of breath reading that.
  20. Azure

    Luicd Dreaming

    Hey, macro dicks suck, would you want that in your ass? No, says I. I'd like to keep my internal bleeding to a minimum.
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