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You said “because my ankles were daringly bare he assumed”, implying that your bare ankles (which I knew nothing of until you informed me now) factored into my logic, implying I knew about them, implying I snuck some sort of peak. And NO MORE BEACH PHOTOS! IF YOU SHOW ME ANOTHER FEMALE IN A...

Meta and principles. Oil and water.

*shields* You do know holy water combusts with a cleansing fire I am invulnerable to? *doll bursts into blue flames*

How dare you imply I saw your ankles. I would never sneak the slightest glance at a bathing female. And get that photo away from me! ... *tightly grabs doll* *drowns it with holy water*

*a strange glowing emanates from the bottom left portion of my cape* *the holy cross protects me from dark magic* Tsk tsk tsk.

*CLANG CLANG* What’s your game? What’s going on?

*slices hat with sword* *raises shield pre-emptively for some sort of inexplicable counterattack*

Gah— *shields* What the hell was that??

Indeed. Twas quite irrelevant, given that I’m sure all gentlemen present averted their gaze and never found out. *shoots fire arrow at hat*

(Lol that scene came to mind after I posted) From this moment on, cold related puns equate to hat forfeiture. Are we clear?

Dolls? They’re action figures.

Fixed. Just remove the space after the “h” and copy-paste into whatever you use to watch videos.

@Alys_0_0 h ttps://youtu.be/fQkNDCkioto

Didn’t Ron ask Hermoine “Are you a witch or not?” in the Philosopher’s Stone? So isn’t the female equivalent in-universe “witch”?

Your funeral. I won’t give you a healing potion if you slice yourself.

I don’t hear TR273, I’m going to assume it’s safe to— Ssaannttoo! You could seriously wound yourself! Give me that!

Is that audible sharpness I hear? You better not be playing with knives again!

Woah woah woah, you can’t just appoint yourself judge, jury, and executioner! We should do an investigation into these crimes first, and subject them to the authori— wait

I’m inclined to believe your evidence, as it doesn’t appear to be forged, and the Council has pretty much sucked during my interactions with them after I’ve been deployed here...