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Mayhaps the papers were forged? Or perhaps the tentacles aren’t innocent? There are a hundred possible explanations for why those papers were issued.

*can’t see, eyes are closed*

Hmm. Maybe it was a misunderstanding? They could be setting off to avenge their fallen comrades, not kill innocent tentacles. Then again, if I keep my eyes visibly closed at all times, there’ll be no implications... *sighs with relief*

Well, yeah, I don’t want people rules-lawyering my addendum in order to justify perversion! Intent is impossible to rule in court. But I can get behind fur=clothes for rules purposes. Killing innocent tentacles is already wrong!

Hmmm... good point. We shall add a clause where, if you are trapped in a pool, you can use vision strictly for the purposes of escape.

Yeah, doesn’t mean the rules of chivalry change.

Well I can’t trust any of you dishonorable antagonistic swine! (Non literal swine, I assure you.) Oh never mind! *recoils* *splashes water towards you* Get away! Of course I’m not insinuating that, I’m insinuating that I don’t know enough about you, the swimming conditions, the other people...

Check wether it’s safe to look without besmirching my honor!

The Council didn’t exactly take non-humans into account when writing the rules! Well how am I supposed to know that? Are you insinuating that I check? *ears twitch* Who’s that? Who goes there? Do you have a ladder?

*throws swim goggles in your general direction* There’s a female in the pool! I can’t just open my eyes! Let me ou!

No no— *gets blinded by splash* Great. Now I can’t even open my eyes. They really oughta add exceptions to chivalry for escaping pools... *blindly feels for ladder*

Thaaank you... Serves you right— *shoots you with water gun*

*flails to surface* *spits water* Oh it’s funny now, is it? *shakes you off and tries to escape pool prison before exhaustion sets in*

*is unprepared* *falls in*

Behold, the placebo effect!

I’d join you for comfort, but my armor isn’t supposed to get submerged too often! *throws you swim noodle and other pool toys* *flashes back to that PvP pool party that happened right when I joined*

*purses lips* Do I tough love and withdraw? Or normal love and save you? Hmmm... You know, you haven’t had a bath in a while. *sploosh*

*attaches pool ladder* If you really want out, here you go, but I encourage you to at least learn to swim. Knights must undergo all sorts of physical trials, sometimes including water-based ones.

*sighs and does so*

Since you’re already an Eevee, I assume it’s fine to trust him.