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Because I’m allowed to, and no one else. *icy glare*

*shields self and @ssaannttoo under shield* Dude. Chill.

Yeah, that’s kind of the issue, you’re evil until they’re Eevees.

Yeah, maybe if you were less evil more Eevees would take more kindly to your species.

So I take it a water stone isn’t in your future.

Pigeon like Espeon, Umbreon, Vaporeon, Pigeon?

(Basically, you’re doing absolutely rediculous stuff in a bid to win at all costs (I.E. “slams foot down at the speed of light” and your gargantuan size). This takes away from the point of combat, that is, to see interesting character interactions as our various abilities conflict. Then, you try...

(Quick read this article, then come back and try again: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModders )

Do old memes constitute dad jokes?

*you go back in time because you went too fast* *various Star Trek characters have a few episodes where they make first contact with you* *you’re relocated to your own, appropriately sized planet with other beings like you* *you live a long and peaceful life* *I get EXP for defeating you*

*slowly avoids the spikes* You do realize that you’re so huge, it’s trivial for me to simply sidestep them?

*shrugs* Good luck crushing us— *props sword up* *it’s worse than legos*

It’s tradition. You can’t just set aside memes when they aren’t relevant any more, so long as they’re good! I still have rooms full of vintage rageface memes. I dunno man, you’re so far up there I doubt you can even see us to step on us. And by the square cube law you’ve got some serious...

His height! It’s...

*lightning courses through armor, which acts as a Faraday cage* *shields fire* Thou hast terrible taste in garb. It’s so ten centuries in the future!

By God, it’s an eldritch abomination! *reveals holy cross*

And I have a large, wood and steel alloyed shield. And armor. So good luck with that. *shoots more eraser arrows*

You’ll be making no demands today, fiend! *fires eraser crossbow* *raises shield*