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*thumbs up* And just for future reference, saving your Knight from mortal peril is an excellent way to endear yourself to him and expedite your own Knighthood. For instance, that floofageddon earlier...

Squire!! Hast thou behaved in my absence?

(Every college is bending over backwards for Covid. If there was ever a year they’d forgive something going haywire, it’s this one. You’ll be fine!)

(Precisely. What does the class format have to do with your intelligence? Nothing, but it makes the busywork harder, causing a GPA drop.)

(GPA is an indicator of how good you are at tests. Not smarts. I would know. :))

(Mood. I’ve even got my 4.0 GPA on the line, I can’t afford to mess up! Thus my absence most of this week.)

*replaces axe, swims upward*

*calms down, catches breath* You’re right... I must think my way out. Brute force won’t serve me here. Gah, I can’t think like this! *pulls floof out of armor* There we go... *closes eyes, ponders* Do it!

I’LL *hee-hee* DO NO *wheeze* SUCH THING *considers arson to escape* *reveals matches* *they’re swept away in the floof flow* NOOOOOO NOTHING *slice* IS *cleave* INFINITE *violent thrashing*

BOTH AND IT’S EXCEEDINGLY UNPLEASANT Could you at least spare me the humiliation and discomfort of invading my armor-space?! *slices and dices*

Fie upon thee and thy entire royal family! I’m evidently entirely justified in my withdrawal! *chugs emergency ice water and resumes axe-escape hatch carving*

GET BACK HERE YOU SCURVY CUR *blindly gropes where the Admiral was* Blast. Of course I absconded! I couldn’t continue service and maintain my good conscience! Maybe if you didn’t violate my personal space like this I’d be inclined to renegotiate now LEMME OUT IT’S TOO HOT IN HERE

To whom? *attempts to open door, axes it if it doesn’t budge*

*pauses struggling* *looks up “oubliette” in pocket dictionary* Wow. Not every day I expand my vocabulary. If I get out of this alive and dignified, it might even have been worth it! *searches for “a trap door in its ceiling”*

Soft is not appealing to me. Warm is not appealing to me. Netflix and candy are very appealing but indulged to excess results in complacency and a lack of fitness, and so is ultimately foolish. *reveals cold, bitter coffee thermos* *sips with a sinister gaze* Un-floof me, fiend! *screams*...

HOW DO I ENJOY THE FLOOF *struggles*

*is currently stuck in mounds of floof* :\

NOOOOOO

Warmth?! Does my current species not make it obvious why I might not find that comforting? Besides, movement restrictions are inherently undesirable! *looks through tools, decides axe is optimal, slices escape hatch* I wonder how much iron heavy duty shears would take...

*slices my way out with sword (trying to avoid actual tail)*