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Granted. You’re the best experimental triangle player to have ever lived. I wish for some food. For myself. Now.

Boon

I have, when I was still pretty young. I washed it off and then took it home and ran through the clothes washer so I could say “I’m sorry I washed my phone again!!” Rather than “i dropped it in the toilet at the gas station we went to” to my parent. I have purposefully been difficult because...

Influenza. Like real fucking in the hospital influenza. Get your shots people. Sure it may make you feel icky a few days but I was miserable for weeks and had to get shots in my butt, be rushed to the ER, and pumped with heavy medication for two weeks where I could only sleep halfway and cough...

It’s really funny when you roll with jokes and drag them around other threads with me.

Granted. You’re now such an egotistical narcissist that you’re considering politics! I wish for something tasty to eat for the little homeless kiddos all over the world.

You can set off all the smoke detectors. You use it as a distraction for your diabolical not scalie plans.

My wife’s copic markers. Whelp.

I mean when I thought “the forum protagonist is a bad pickup line” I expected you to correct me by saying it was “poltergeist” not show up in my bed...does my wife know you’re here?

I hope you have to crack the ice cube trays next.

Is me! *roofles feathers* I predict someone that had their avatar given to them by someone else.

And earmites.

I have broken my toe. Though some people say that doesn’t count. Never have I ever gotten third degree burns.

Noon

I boop you became you changed your avatar too and I almost didn’t recognize you.

Aw thank you! I made it myself. I think I finally settled on a style. Oh what a good birb. I will make a good medley of pellets and treats for them to also enjoy the party.

Okay this one is actually my wife’s. She thinks she doesn’t draw well.

And pool toys and floaties so when @Jaberwocky gets here they can have safe playtime too.

Oh no that was a plastic buggie you caught! Let’s get you fixed up since you liquified plastic and ate that.