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Sure. Set up the bonfire pit and when sundown hits we’ll have s’mores. I love lightning my marshmallows on fire.

The charming antihero that doesn’t want involved but totally backhand helps.

You win weeks of silence. Door number 2 please!

I have...just some minor bruising though. Never have I ever eaten shark fin soup.

Because you’re low on idodine. Why does my tummy keep making a strange noise?

*hangs by neck over the pool* Okay so that’s done. Now we...put covers on the tables.

Granted. But the whole day is really strange, there’s ice cream everywhere and the roads are made out of cut bananas. (You misspelled sundae) I wish maintenance was functional on Sunday instead of leaving messages like “we’ll be back in office tomorrow.”

A whole bottle of expired grape multivitamin gummies thinking it was jam.

V is for Vicuña

I hope that after you come home from a trip, your AC is out.

The people trying to mess up this party. Who thinks I should hang a piñata?

Holy hell. I’ve woken up with some people but you were not what i was expecting.

You refuse to accept legal marriages because they are people you don’t like, or have interests you don’t like.

You can play a different instrument with each of your little leggies.

You’ve bought the moon. Now you’re building your movie empire on Mars. When will it end?!?

I like scrabble. Also good old fashion texas hold ‘em.

...I just got married D: so if I go on a date with her does it count? Would you rather have to change your avatar once a month or lose your account name, or lose your account name if you changed your avatar?

Cats can all speak fluently any language to which they have been exposed. They just choose not to.

I walk around with that amazing scarf you gave me and we find some good fine dining. I’ll hide you in the scarf and sneak you pieces so nobody loses their minds.