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Oh is speeder. Please stay off my face and we're peachy.

Not really. I just changed my avatar. I had been experimenting with style and drew this picture awhile back and love it so much. Finally made an avatar with it. Doooo you like?

Loot

Hey Aaron I'm hells thirsty, hand me some of that drink pleeeeeeaaaasssseeee.

Poop.

N is for Ninja Shark A recently discovered species of bioluminescent deep sea shark!

Don't ever get vaccines. It's not like they actually prevent diseases or eliminate virus strains. Oh no, the soccer moms are right and they cause other things that are completely genetic and unavoidable to happen instead!

You insist because a vaccine has a low success rate that it's not worth getting.

Granted. But you're a one hit wonder. I wish my forehead would stop flaking.

*Spanks for no longer being my cousin apparently* I am very sad about this.

You ate insect repellent. You know how sometimes they artificially scent those things because regular insect repellent is gross and how dare you spray that in a fancy ritzy home and it's not actually as effective as the Raid? Well sure, but that caused you to eat some and it is really sad. We...

L is for lionfish

You are so incredibly indecisive that you just always buy all the things instead of just one.

Granted. But the anatomy and creation of the thing is so unnatural that it is often ill. Due to it being one of a kind, you have trouble getting it to a competent vet and the government wants to experiment on it. I wish for Jurassic Park to be real.

You are right. *spanks* But we are both mustelids so it could be worse.

You got ahold of some garlic. Dear lord you should know better!

@Yakamaru I used to but I don't anymore. I used to follow them on...some site.