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Gametime with my wife: (Seriously D&D, pirates, and bad memes are basically my hobbies.) Alone time: (Why the hell can't I get any good creative work done ever?! I have so many stories to work on and this.) At work: (...I work at a pet store. As the lead in the small...

I am no doggo. I predict someone without fur?

Was run out into a dangerous street for not fitting into social norms well enough.

You can breathe fire. It kinda hurts but hey.

*SPANK* I keep getting behind you so often lately.

House. Fewer shared walls means fewer interactions with people I don't like. Would you rather breakfast foods all day or dinner foods all day?

lands of

J is for Jacana

Nope it's just me. I summon... @Mikazuki Marazhu our favorite buddy that dislikes everyone equally.

My daily dose of destroying all your hopes and dreams.

Some kind of parrot probably.

Always be rude and degrading online. It's called trolling and it's how you make friends!

Pretty sure it is going to happen. This forum seems rather slow and even I tend to stick on my favorite forum and not go away from it often. It's hard for me to tell what is and isn't a joke thread, and it has been pointed out to me a few times that I am not the best at expressing my opinions...

I'm going to attempt to remember to call her. But since it's a sunday and her husband is off, she probably won't answer and won't care! But then make me feel terrible for not talking to her on Mother's Day. Whereas my in-law will appreciate my happy mother's day call. I'll send them both gifts...

You develop a mechanism for making plushies act lifelike.

Oh poor you.

Plushie firmness tester.

Like clean dishes.