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"Tell.. my cats and... all of FAF furriends that.. i love them" *die*

I imagine fucking a virgin girl would be like.... if you were to stretch a balloon and cut a small hole into it and then stick your dick in it

I consider that a compliment.

I bring out the best in people

Oh yeah Yeah and sometimes in those countries, they check to make sure the hymen isn't broken and if it is, it means she's not a virgin wat

Stealing my identity now are we

.. can I check to make sure I would know. I've broken mmaaannnny hymens. I'm a lady's man you know.

They can tell if the hymen was broken but they can't determine how. I read that sometimes it's broken like.. by bikes? or sports? or idk. other shit but yeah.. they can't really say "THIS HYMEN IS BROKEN.. SHE MUST BE...... DEFLOWERED."

In all honesty, I bet the OB/GYN feels as awkward as you do... I mean.. it's their job to stare into a gaping vagina all day. I'd become dull and listless and probably violent too.

Love, would you please spread your legs and let me look inside your vagina for a bit?

Vaginas are disgusting and look like philly cheesesteaks. If I had one I'd be ashamed of it too. Personally though, I will not let a doctor touch my dick. Male, female, don't care. I don't even like when they touch me anywhere else.

I highly doubt FA could anyways, but yeah you would probably have to talk to Dragoneer. Thing is, if FA gets a server it'd be packed all the time.. and probably griefed all the time too.

Caterpillars are good. Only the fluffy ones though

Ya, what Gibby said. I want to rip my eyes out when I see yiffymurrpurr furs making red rockets and :3 yiffing in the fucking chat.

Torches mean they wont spawn there, it dont mean they won't walk around in it [which they do] Minecraft has some awesome fucking mods now like Mo'Creatures and that super cool HD Biome one [Youtube them guys, seriously]

I want a SMP one :( Killin monsters with fellow losers

Ones I've been to have mario sprites n shit and that little Final fantasy cat with a giant dogsausage beside it's face, cumming on it

This is so fucking true. Sooo damn true. Every furry server i've been to has AT LEAST one dog cock. Uusually jizzing white blocks, too.

Omg I think that would be ssoooooo rad but I can't host a server