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I'm having trouble thinking of somewhere I haven't been. I would have to say, Tibet. Mountains and shit.

"Finally"

Wow, this is some epic stuff right here. It's like that movie with Arnold, when he is cloned, and the clone takes over his life. Which movie was that?

Only if the dig up and reanimate Marlon Brando's corpse. It'll be like Jabba the Hutt, but white and pasty, and he talks like the Godfather. I'll be ordering my tickets in advance.

So you've graduated from face touching?

Sounds like Hollywood has officially run dry of any original material whatsoever. Look at all the movies in the past few years. Fucking remake after remake, with the occasional sequel, and more than a fair lump of shitty comic book movies(Iron Man was OK). It just goes to show that the...

Is, is that a Tarrasque? Tied to a hot air balloon? The world is officially over. Run while you can, IT CAN FLY NOW!

In b4 Eli calls me a lemur. :)

Cuz Eevee is a linux nerd, thats why? Stupid penguins.

THEY USE THEIR HANDS INSTEAD. As if they could grasp a fork in their stunted, sausage like stubs that they call fingers. Ever look at a fattys hands, they look like big puffy marshmallows, that someone didn't bother to cut all the way through.

I saw a incredibly obese woman in one of those motorized shopping carts. She had to be about 450 pounds, and was so heavy that the cart was squeaking slightly, probably from rubbing where the suspension could'nt hold up. Jesus America, lose some fucking weight,

I have a great new reality video game for you!! Go outside. Walk into the middle of the street and lay down. Commence gameplay! It's called Roadkill: Human Edition! I dunno, you could click Stumbleupon till something interesting pops up, which is always! Or, go to this website, and laugh...

I was kidding, I know you despise them, but yeah, it would be nice to give their methods a whirl, they just so effective, at least on the people were speaking of.

Pretty much this. Lets just say that if God is real, and we are all taken to task at the end of time, that is gonna be one helluva show. Bring your tape recorder.

I am a history nerd, does that count. I have more books about war than the local and city library combined.

You sound like a Republican.

I have noted this as well. You're talking about those people who act the same in every situation. The ones who fail due to a personality flaw, and for the life of them, cannot seem to remedy it in any way, no matter how hard they try(or don't). I'm not sure they are zombies, just incredibly...

It is normal, it's called contextual character. I do the same thing. Different folks, different strokes. As for my uniqueness, I have been to more countries I can count, and have lived in almost 10 different ones. Not totally unique, but useful experience. I also have a strange birthmark on...

I fucked your mother.

Damn, i miss all the fun.