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Well you must have the market on that, cuz there aren't any here! Perhaps I'm a bit picky, but then again, i don't really see why I should have to settle this early in life.

Is he An Hero?

A stable personality. I'm gay, so those don't turn up too often. Is it too much to ask for less drama as well?

Holy hell, Lina Loaded was here!

You misspelled soldier...There, I helped, didn't I?

^Ignore this post.

Oh yeah, well my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks. BEAT THAT!

Fighting Mike Tyson in Punchout. Took me days to figure him out, but when I knocked his ass out, I was the HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!

I walked in on a old friend of mine putting a dildo in her ass. In my living room...I'd read between the lines but still didn't want it.

So this is your fault then, yes. Prepare for punishment...

It's a nice mudball :(.

This. Screw edible, I need drinkable! Also good with a side of weiners.

Hey, I'm a plucker of sorts :). And yes foxie, I think that our planet is a geological marvel. Water in this quantity must be incredibly rare, just look at the other planets. Also, the concentration of heavy elements on this planet allowed us to create insane things. Planets that support...

But think of the fun we could have. Like this right here...

Right on brotha! Also, I punched my kindergarden teacher in the eye cuz she spanked me. Bitch deserved it. As a result, I was B& from school for the rest of the year. Which was cool, as I was always a year older than the rest of the douchebags throught the rest of my school career.

OBLIGATORY YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS COMMENT...

G'job. I think the most painful thing that happened to me was when I was ejected from a moving vehicle due to a crash. Through the windshield. Spent a bit o time in the hospital from that one.

I see what you did there.

EDITED FOR SANITY!!

Quoted!!