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It's funny how you say that and people go "GASP! WE DON'T WANT SEX!" and the people that say that are the local perv and a guy that adds later that he isn't using it for sex yet.

Am I the only one who thinks its weird that furries have a fucking "locater" for finding each other IRL? Are you really that desperate to get laid?

Silly kids, I don't think your parents will appreciate you adding their address to a database that takes satellite images of your home, especially one for a subculture associated with lonely, perverted internet nerds.

But I make plenty of not-gimmick posts too.

Well most of my posts are a parody of furries yet people don't get it, does that count?

Unless my life is actually some sort of B horror movie where it turns out I have a split personality that I am not aware of, then no.

Orly? Doesn't stop it from making you look like some sort of broom.

I'm not a gimmick poster now go back to putting giant globs of gel in your overly spikey hair.

Wow this thread got really funny.

We all know gay people don't dream due to their highly corrosive acid-blood.

Why yes it is always a good thing.

Who wouldn't want to avoid them? They're sex obsessed teenagers who jack off to dogs.

My mind is awesome, and I'm not a half-bad writer. I should write horror novels.

I know, I feel so sorry for TDA, it must be terrible going through life with that. I can see why he would resort to flirting with women over FAF though.

The other day the lens popped out of my glasses and flew into a shelf at home depo. It took us like 15min to find it. I fucking hope I'm eligible for laser eye surgery.

I have weird fucking dreams nearly every night. The other night I had one about me reading a book Steven King wrote about a furry kid who was being stalked by the ghost of a woman who burned alive in their current house, and his family relationship issues which only made the haunting worse. He...

It's ok, we understand how embarassing your micropenis is, we will refrain from laughing at you. (by the way micropenis is real, wikipedia it)

I rest my case.

Of course he has tiny balls. He uses his retardedly spikey hair and flirting with everything that has a vagina to compensate for them.

This thread needs some yiff