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Well, you don’t exactly have an excellent track record of an invincible loyalty to truth, so I’m not too worried if you go about slandering me with what may or may not have occurred. Strictly involuntarily, I assure you. Naturally. As I’ve never gone courting, dancing hasn’t exactly been a...

I broke it because you attacked me with it. Seems more than fair.

And so began the epic feud between Lenago and Arishipshape. Who will come out on top? Who will have the last word? Who will have the self-awareness necessary to realize that it’s all kinda dumb and based on upholding their respective prides?

And I have more cunning and items like those I employ daily. I wouldn’t tangle with me, if I were you.

Minecraft. I’m about 10 years behind but it’s never too late to discover a classic.

If you value your possessions, don’t use them against me. That was exceedingly undignified, I pray nobody saw...

You’re fine, I shouldn’t have assumed you’d know the difference.

*stops dancing* *warhammers the ocarina*

Thank ye for the follow.

*dramatically waltzes over to you* *bows* And now we dance— *grabs your hands and intentionally steps on your feet* Ah, you wouldn’t know the difference. I’ll show you myself next time.

Did you get me the heretic water instead of the holy water?

At the moment? Exceptional. Why?

*chucks holy water*

No. You insulted my honor, and your umbrella was a casualty of my just vengeance. Don’t insult my honor.

*axes umbrella, chucks water balloon*

*chucks water balloon*

Great. When I finally achieve victory in a duel, I’ll take it from him.

I’m standing on the beach, swimming is out of the question in this armor.

*is also in the water* *is also concerned*

That I’d pay to see.