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What? Never heard of those memes. And I was being sarcastic. You do realize that is a curse in the context of me right?

Pardon?

Allow me to introduce you to the finest memes known to man...

No, Me Ta my great aunt, YES META THE RAT

Okay Meta

*twitches* *jumps in a lake*

*has armor, is invulnerable*

*shudders* Alas, I must take my leave for dinner. I’ll return soon!

And on the subject, I got full marks that test.

Okay, there was the “fell off the tower” incident, the “fake apprenticeship” scandal, the “regrown leg” time, the “way too nervous before a standardized test so wanted to suppress my natural uptight urges with rattiness” bit... fudge, that’s 4. Is my resolve that weak, or am I just dumb?

WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THOSE Those are annoying, I’ll admit.

I fell off a building and was in excruciating pain! So I decided to give him a chance! Was that so foolish!?

But does it include the CLEANSING HOLY JUSTICE OF HOLY FIRE I’m, er, not hungry any more, thanks.

Can PK FIRE be comboed into a super-ranged kill whip!?

*sniffs* Doesn’t smell like RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION... *reveals dainty fork and knife and cuts small piece* Let the record show that I am merely doing this to deplete your cake supplies, and am in no way enjoying this. *noms*

Holy water is not to be trifled with! It’s caused many-a-Smash Bros. player incredible torment!

*shifts nervously* Can I have some?

*raises eyebrow* Redundancy much? Seconded. A Knight’s resolve is greater than any individual species’s “willingness”, and yet Meta got me like, twice. The cake is a lie and you know it.

Okay, but even the evilest of wizards might one day repent and turn to good! And where will they be then? Soulless! (Godmodding much?)

Basic logic. He has RAT TRANSFORMATION POTIONs galore, so giving him one would make a sorry gift. Thus, you likely don’t have his interests at heart.