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You’d dispense false advice or fake emeralds.

*quests*

*raises eyebrow* On the other hand, there’s something to be said for burying your assets. *buys coal with gold, trades coal for emeralds*

I will send you to the finest armorer I know.

*facepalms* Bring that to the bank before you lose it.

I can’t tell if that was a brilliant business venture or a lowly swindler’s con... Good job? On the bright side, you can likely afford armor now (though I wouldn’t personally acquire any till after I evolved)

Where—where did you get that gold? I pray you didn’t steal it!

*thinks* My holy water stores have gotten a tad low. Venture forth to yonder marketplace and seek the wise cleric. Offer this silver in exchange for a dozen bottles. And be snappy. I dunno, this gives it a run for its money:

*borrows waffles, eats breakfast*

*still hasn’t made an armorless pfp* Indeed. Though I’m afraid I’ll be caught unprepared by @Domjoe414, looking for a second rematch... mayhaps later.

Thank ye kindly. Careful with that, you could hurt someone...

*reveals holy toaster* Ahh, just like your Knight, eh? That brings me back.

Mornin, gents. Any other eldritch abominations pop up in my absence?

. .. ... There’s no way that was just from a TF. Did I miss something? *kicks puddle spot* *shrugs* A day in the life of a Knight, I guess. If anyone’s wondering where I got that potion... And if anyone’s wondering why I didn’t use it before, I was planning to go to the Council as a human and...

O_O *grabs vial* *opens cork with mouth* *spits cork in your face and dumps human TF potion down your throat*

*slash gashes face* GAH *attempts to force shield between us*

Well teeeechincally— *looks left, then right* Where are you, I wonder? *chucks holy water* *jump slash attacks your revealed location*

*CLAAAANG* *sword reverberates for a second with the collision* *uses Icy Wind and strikes through the fog*

*frowns, slightly concerned* *chucks crossbow and dash attacks*

*slight grin* No. En guarde. *arms crossbow, takes aim*