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Gah! *wrenches free from the grapple* *at the cost of dropping the sword* *massages arm* Abuse the necessary holes in my armor will you— *stares from Domjoe, to prone sword, back to Domjoe* *jump hammer attacks*

*CLANG* *armor takes the knee, but I’m bent backwards by the near-snappage* If this weren’t a *wince* melee-based duel I’d freeze you where you stand!! *smacks your foot with warhammer*

... Twould certainly seem like you’ve got me dead to rights. Only... *reveals warhammer with now free shield-hand* *smacks measly dagger*

Mistake! *jams shield into aggressive sword strike* *throws shield (and attached sword) away* Don’t be ashamed that you were disarmed so easily. That was a move used only twice, by Sainct. *points sword* I believe that’s the conclusion? Do you surrender?

Ahh, the McRib! A classic! Particularly fitting given the uneven terrain. *utilizes Agrippa defense, counters with Capo Ferro*

Hmmm. I’ll stick to iron. Weren’t we in the middle of a duel? *attacks in the McBone style*

Good afternoon, PvP. Or whatever time it may be for you. I wonder: if I wore diamond armor, would the blue be good color coordination, or would it clash? Or would it look like I was wearing glass armor?

Yes. He was overly verbose, in my opinion, but I got the gist. *swings twice* Surely my overweight blade would advantage the Bonneti defense? Why use the Fabris?

Forsooth, this is the case. Stand on the sidelines, Ssaannttoo! Art thou familiar with the Capo Ferro attack? *thrusts deftly*

Woah, woah, woah, back up, what did you call me? “Sirra”? I’d challenge you to a duel if you didn’t just remind me we’re already due for one. En guarde! *draws sword*

*nods approvingly* No puns. Excellent.

*open mouth* *stunned* And what am I supposed to do with this? *squints supisicously*

*mashes garlic with warhammer and retrieves sacred artifact* What use have you for such an object?

*clutches holy cross*

Fie. May they never come to fruition!

Salutations, madame vixen. What sinister machinations are on your agenda today?

Yes, Knights always mean what they say. Sarcasm is a different way of saying the same thing. ...so “sarcasm is good” means you don’t like it? (I’m not sure anyone else utilizes the “angry” reaction.)

Not in the slightest. Though I am flabbergasted that you somehow never encountered sarcasm before this.

Child, let me teach you about “sarcasm”... Sometimes, people say the opposite of what they mean in a snarky voice, like this: Boy, I sure hope Ben909 wins the lottery! He could sure use a second evil laboratory! See? That’s what I was doing there, I’m not actually mad in the slightest. Don’t...

Well some of us aren’t magical foxes who get to undo TFs with no effort.