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Wow. Here, I spent excessive time and effort avoiding tf and you just do it for convenience sake. Ssaannttoo! How could you assist Lenago in a voluntary TF that he wanted to do? You should be ashamed, helping other people like that at no benefit to yourself.

*nods slowly* Fair enough, but isn’t a TF slightly drastic? Why not, like, seek shelter, or start a fire, or... Oh never mind. Enjoy your new floof and do try not to burn me.

Ahh, true. Mayhaps when we’re not around so many people... (I need to make a de-armored pfp like I had as a human lol) *visible confusion* You—you already had fur! You’d TF voluntarily just to feel slightly warmer?!

Well I can’t polish it properly while I’m wearing it, and I don’t dare remove it often these days. I see woe has befallen you as well. My condolences.

*bashes PvP doors open* Behold! It is I, the Knight in slightly-less-shining-armor because I’ve neglected to polish it! I certainly hope no TFs occurred in my abse— Goddammit

I was reading “Myths of the Norsemen” and that got me thinking about Vikings (even if they’re technically unrelated maybe IDK)! I’d love to learn more about them.

*discovers @lenago is a rat* ... I am deeply sorry that Meta managed to swindle you. I just gave up on having a hat after it stopped fitting properly and couldn’t take much more abuse from the PvP-goers.

An entirely acceptable desire, in my most humble opinion.

*starting to remember why I called you “evil”*

*visible confusion* And what would you suggest the prey do? Stop being prey? Being prey is not a thing you can control! Your species is not a decision, but stagnant, set in stone from birth— *remembers many TFs* ...I still think “being prey” is no crime.

What sin could be worth... *glances* That?

Hast thou any idea of what the concept “cruel and unusual punishment” means?

*frowns* I’ll grant that dignity isn’t objectively good, like truth or justice. But I’m personally a huge fan of it. I do not fault you for forgoing it. *chivalrously averts gaze*

*squints* Touché.

Hey, they’re in my index fund! *doesn’t drink, is a Knight*

*rolls eyes* I was merely exercising the forced agreement I imposed on everyone. The one not to speak of those events again.

OW *covers ears* Meta, some of us don’t have pathetic human senses any more! How many loudspeaker potions did you even make? *seems to have gone temporarily deaf*

Ahhh, the classic “just a joke” defense. Inadmissible in court. Thank you for vindicating me in my own eyes.

GG WP preds!

Theft? I can see I chose the correct side. +1 19