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*fights harder* +1 17

*fights* +1

Excuuuse me for making a miscalculation in the heat of battle. It only happens to literally every knight at some point in their lives. +1 14

I misascertained who had the advantage. Sue me. +1 12

Though I’ll admit I misestimated, I should’ve waited a few minutes to see who would pull ahead. Alas, the only rule as important as “fight for whoever’s losing” is “NEVER EVER SWITCH SIDES”. I’ll fight for preds next time to compensate. +1 10

@ben909 says hi. +1 9

Hmmm. I may have miscalculated who had the advantage here. +1 8

You know the rules, I fight for whomever’s behind. And it’s prey this time because it seems that more predators are here, and so if I waited a few minutes, they’d take the lead. +1 6

Figured you ought to have one before you depart again. *winks* +1 4

Oh no, it’s you. As you can see, I am distressed to see you. Because seeing allies is cause for joy, and not alarm, it can be deduced that I’m not “one of you”. +1 2

Of course. Let’s see, we’ve already covered morality and epic tales today, so I suppose that leaves improving your physical prowess. *bashes sword pommel against PvP gong* 0

*offers to @Thrashy* He needs it more than I do. *purses lips* *nods slowly*

I don’t know whether to be flattered, or to ponder whether or not you have any point of reference for that claim. Ahhh, Meta. We meet again. How goes the chaotic alchemical endeavors?

I was once told that, to be a furry, all one must do is enjoy anthropomorphic animal media. As I do, by that definition, I am indeed “furry”. And that wasn’t my fault! I’d be human today if not for the rampant mischievousness that seems to permeate PvP!

Hmmm, haven’t seen @Thrashy round these parts as of late. Welcome back.

Precisely. Who would ever wish to have dealings with you unless it be strictly of necessity? I have no driver’s license! Twould be unlawful for me to operate.

We shall dub thee “Sir Unicorn”.

I am principled! I assist whomever is weaker and more defenseless! Period! Even if it ends poorly for me! Child, if flowers could stop bad guys, we’d all be armed with the finest in petalry. I’m not sure how helpful a sword would be for you, given the lack of hands... mayhaps after you evolve...

(Right. I just don’t feel anything (thankfully for you)) You can technically have armor as soon as you can afford it. Good luck getting so much iron, though. You are bequeathed a complimentary set upon your Knighting, of course.

You can! Merely do as I do. *has armor, is invulnerable*