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I haven’t done much with them but they’re married to a magpie. When they do wear clothes it’s usually really dapper and they get a bit discouraged when others refer to them as a lady when they’re in their men’s clothes. Like how much more obvious do they need to be about their gender at the time?

I think it’s a really nice design that incorporates the rainbows really well. Lots of colors but not overpowering. Do really like it. It is very cute.

You can summon delicious tasting waffles.

I hope when you get to a hotel room you find the linens are all dirty and crusty.

Granted! But the complexity of the wish is so confusing that after a second of existence it disappears again. I wish that I had a taste for more wine.

Honestly. I think the finger. I don’t like being nearly that obsessive over something. As long as it’s like my pinkie. Would you rather be cold with someone to snuggle with or warm with a cold glass of something to drink?

Iiiii have. I wasn’t gonna get anywhere because they were a dude and I’m reeeeallly gay but I was in college older than most my classmates and they were pretty young...and at the time I didn’t realize they were a professor. (I sometimes like hitting on pretty men okay? I hit on so many of the...

I don’t think so? I have been heckled enough by a manager the store manager walked me to my car so I could go home and deal with the other manager before. Have you?

*spanks* Just being respectful of your cultural practices.

Like sugar and warm steel.

Guys I’m getting married tomorrow so you can wrap up the win for me and stick it on my present table. Thanks!

Ive gotten free food because the waiters were so bored, does that count? Please explain to me why it’s so cold in the mornings.

I currently drive a chevrolet spark. Do you prefer being warm or cold?

All the twix and screw the dude making you choose! Day before something big: are you nervous or excited?

I don’t see you often but you seem to have a good sense of humor.

I boop your newly drawn snoot.

Nope. Just your friendly neighborhood Skychickens. I predict @Oakie-Dokie is gonna make their gaming rounds over here.

Hey guys. Other Mustelids are not chopped liver here in the book. I distinctly recall passages about ferrets winning much in the Book of Sniffs.

I had a massive blizzard when I was in kindergarten and dove into it. I was so stuck! Then in middle school I fell into a huge drift and got hypothermia. I hate snow. Ive dropped hundreds on a pair of shoes before. Have you?

If you have to ask...yes. Do you have a “I love them but can’t live with them” in your family?