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“Oh hello there you sexy toaster.”

Mmmm I still have two hours before I can go home and I have the motivation to work equivalent of that of a cookie.

Mmmmm na. I am too sleepy to be rational and share.

I like hugging you. Good things happen.

Right? Decent run for them.

“Not gonna happen there buddy”

You get a lifetime supply of wins. You can win whenever you want. Except they’re always until someone else shows up. I’d like door number 1 please.

Well. Something happened. I predict @Asassinator

Okay your turn is up.

Oh dear. Did you have a scary dream?

Not in a town meeting. But I have directly asked them questions. (I used to live in a bitty town and they were from there.) I have been in a situation where I couldn’t afford my medical care before. Have you?

Little foxes need lots of shots and boosters. You just needed more shots.

...I can’t spank the baby.

Incomplete suit. You can pretend it was intentional. Would you rather hamsters or mice?

I have. Many times because I am obsessive sometimes. Never have I ever found a lot of money in the street.

You got into a fight because everyone was calling you a lizard and trying to get you to do the tongue thing.

Mmmmm nope. Is mine.

Hug for the grown woofie.

Oh yeah. Current obsessions are Javert, Aaron Burr, and Artemis Entreri. I have gone around work in a pikachu hoodie before. Have you?

No.