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Everybody This song was actually written for me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQd7_HqR900

If for some strange reason, I found myself at a furry con I wouldn't hug anybody I would only hug my best furry friends furries need to learn fucking personal space or theyll get decked

ohhh yeah tornados hurricanes air raid sirens test sirens on tv nukes nuclear explosion

Apocalypse like in I Am Legend and youre the only one and tehresmonsters and zombies and im all alone and i got nobody to talk to :( sighhhhh what would i do

red flag for murrsuits wearing shorts/pants and it isn't a partial

i think of me laying down and theyre all little lab puppies and theyre licking my face and im going "HEOHEOEHHEEHHEHEEHEH"

Someone who enjoyed it. Not just flicking through like "ohh ahah that nerd joke was kind of humerous" but I mean the people that will say "OHHH BBT IS ON! TIME TO GO WATCH!" all of my rage all of it. every ounce

I could never ever befriend or even have a real conversation with someone who genuinely enjoyed Big Bang Theory. You have to be either a loser, a complete nerd, a loser-nerd, a loner or mentally retarded to crack a smile at it.

someone could easily push you over a waist-height railing

Moths Dark water Ghosts Zombies People hiding in my house People watching me Centipedes Crowds Being stuck in a hole or tunnel or tube Holes Roller coasters Loud, sudden noises Sleeping on back Someone slashing my tendons from under a couch/bed/etc [thanks, House of Wax, fuck you] Aliens Things...

i think of them all like little baby kittens

OH im thinking of another group of weirdos those guys are weird and obsessive

mormons are them ones that go out in all black fucking trenchcoat lookin thigs right? yeah those fuckers are WEIRD. i was stuck behind a pack of them in KFC and they all just huddled together and gurbled back and forth like some scared rats or something

I'm not religious, but most of America is.. so yeah! They do believe that :) http://www.dere-street.com/quicklinks/_images/_files_aa_17043_p_f_church_bodies-1.gif 82% of the population is fucking Christians. approx 15% is no religion.

The american dream is filled with Big Macs and pot Americans are fucking disgusting and nobody can change my opinion on it my dad drives truck, says every state he's been in is horrible EDIT: and war. America loves war. They want to pretend they own the fucking planet

you have no fucking clue what canada is liek do you? my city for instance relied entirely on the auto industry. to the east is fish to the midwest is cattle/wheat to the north is what the fuck ever

what makes me laugh also is uhhh "Ireland" aahha WAT. WHAT. My friend lives in Scotland [which i assume is very similar to Ireland] and says it's the most boring place on the face of the Earth. The accents are horrible, everybody's on heroin/drinks, everybody's on welfare and there's only like...

y'all think that japan is like.. kawaii desu neko ^_^ lolita!!! it's not it's fucking strict and they got weird ass food

i was born in my home country of Tajikistan i wish i was born in russia or australia a lot of people who aint in canada tell me that the people here are really nice, so i guess maybe thats why people want to come here? we're really laid back. but you fucks are probbaly here for weed or some shit

omg lmao i thought this said MDMA help disappointment thanks for that