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Unless it's with real schoolgirls ;) "Schoolgirl porn (TM) - Now with real schoolgirls! Returning the true flavor to the experience. Just like our mothers and grandmothers used to make"

I have nothing against the nerd-type chicks, but a 'hot nerd type chick with glasses' automatically = schoolgirl porn in my mind ;/ And I hate that with a passion... It's so fake that tentacle porn suddenly feels real.

wait, that's weird? O_o

Why can't any girl have a fetish that made her attracted to me? ;/

What about the yiff without the srs?

So you don't screw animals yourself, but you like to watch them screw themselves. You are still a zoophile... Also, what Midi Bear and Aden said... Moron...

No one makes me anything, I am already a shaped person. Only some experiences can influence my behaviour. You must be one impressionable person for other people and video games to shape you. A severe case of no own personality?

I can quit whenever I want >.> Also, I don't deal with the shady types, so my fingers are fairly safe ;) You got lucky then... This time ;) It's harder to spell correctly while not sober... I can say I was doing well. Frankly, I don't care what some idiot who will never meet me thinks of...

I made the foreskin contest :P Also, making videos saying "I'm a furry" aren't exactly even trying to succed at anything.

Bah, if you wish. Only I'm not good at manipulating video material... Unless you want to get here, so we can do this together. But no buttsecks.

I will make a "Why the fuck people even come up with such bullshit" video as soon as I'm not tipsy.

LOL, that is idiotic. What's the difference between not having a baby with or without a condom?

If you say so... ;) But yeah, I heard it's rather dangerous.

None of them is the Spanish Fly, but they have some stimulating proprieties. I believe that honey does also.

BAWW

<.<... Then your nick is supposed to be ironic? And I have enough padding on my belly (yeah, I'm pudgy), just no one to lay on it XD

Another one? D: All my pets have already died, do you feel happy about yourself now? :'(

Anything I can't experience with my senses or what lies beyond their reach. So I almost wet my pants when I see a door ajar and a cmpletely dark room behind them. (my bathroom scarred me for life...) ;/ Also heights.

It was rather boring for me... And Kitten, I wasn't joking. My friend can do that. Smoke those cigs.

With the dildo no less. BTW, isn't honey an aphrodisiac? Also, I have somewhat of a belly fetish :) I just adore a nice looking stomach (mind that it =/=flat). Exotic belly-dancers FTW. :D