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Well I still don't have a boner for man-cock so no :V

But all that stuff was sarcasm I'm not ghey or even bi =[

I want some yiff! From a girl! >=[

Mods ruin all the fun =[ It was and the scene with the alien at the spanish birthday party was hilarious. and then the OH NOES THEY ARE WEAK TO WATER WHEN OUR ATMOSPHERE HAS WATER IN IT YET THEY HAVE NO PROTECTIVE SUITS! was so. fucking. stupid.

^signs was good until the really shitty twist. Who? What? That is a good song =[

WE BUILT A TOWER OF STONE WITHOUT FLESH AND BONE TO SEE HIM FLY BUT WHY IT DON'T RAIN WITH ALL OUR CHAINS DID SO MANY DIE JUST TO SEE HIM FLY

IN THE HEAT AND RAIN WITH WHIPS AND CHAINS TO SEE HIM FLY SO MANY DIE

Exactly.

No that was an M. Night Shamalamalamalan reference I hate final fantasy

No sir, you're dreaming. We were all already dead. *dead*

This is no dream. This is reality. *BOOOOM* *BRAIN SPLATTER NOISE* Heh, let's see you rape me now.

What drugs? Oh, the ones that I slipped into your drink. You'll be passing out shortly.

No sir, I killed them earlier. Twas a shame, really. I bet your slut would've appreciated them. And no I do not go to church.

YOU WILL DIE! PEWPEWPEW

Scotty is a bottom bitch and says he wouldn't yiff me because he doesn't like me personality. Good one. Now prepare to eat a .44 magnum round bitch!

No sir, it is you that are forgetting. Your dogs are already dead. I will have both of your heads.

Good. The bedroom. The perfect place to kill you both...

I WANT MY FAMILY BACK!

Well you know what? Fuck you then! I'll hunt you down and kill you and make an 80's action movie out of it! I already got the shades, as you probably saw.

But why me? What did I do?