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Tomorrow, wretch. THANK you.

Touché.

*misses* Wow, impressive. Mind showing me how to do that, so long as I swear not to use it against you?

Now hold on, I’m not utilizing magic. This isn’t a proper duel. Wait you’re a badass magic wielder! I’ve got a magic duel tomorrow. Instead of getting annihilated by me in this duel, would you perhaps allow me to take notes on how you do stuff? *pulls up chair and notepad*

*clang clang clang clang clang* *lands with a roll* Hold on, hold the duel for a second. So I see people in fighting games cheat all the time—like with Vega bringing in giant slashing claws—but they never seem to cheat in an actually effectual way! Nobody brings armor, or a crossbow or...

*freezes in midair* Then you forfeit and must revoke your poor-taste puns. Besides, @TR273 is fighting on your behalf now. *resumes jump slashing, because talking is a free action*

Thy reflexes art superb. *jump slash attack*

Ice beats grass. *uses Icy Wind to freeze the vines and shoots a crossbow bolt*

*loads crossbow* You’d like to take @Pygmepatl’s stead in the duel? Very well.

*clenches teeth* I take solace in the fact that, not only shall I decimate you in the duel tomorrow, it will also render your puns completely null and void. bruh You. Me. Duel. Now. What weapons.

What?! What’s so humorous? You’re about to be duel number 4.

... I shall give you grace on this ONE occasion. Nobody may make cold puns around me! Consider yourself informed. And 3 duels in one day is an abnormally large amount, usually I only get 1 or 2 a week.

You have Ssaannttoo’s real father kidnapped!? Fie upon thee! I shall duel you for his liberty! Whew, three duel arrangements in one day. This is getting excessive.

*pops with sword* *bubble fragments get in eyes* OW

*ponders what non prehensile tail is for* I see you’ve found a better position from which to rain bubbly terror from.

*examines* That’s a strong tail. *remembers my own tail* *examines curiously*

I’d join you, but my bubbles would freeze.

Uhhhh

I got 15,000 likes! Does anyone know what that memes? Alrighty. Next we meet on the morrow, we shall clash in an epic duel of arcane knowledge. Awww.

Relax, twon’t be a duel to the death! I have minimal magic myself, and in a proper duel we must be equally armed, soooo... Actually wait! I’ve got an idea! Can we reschedule our duel for tomorrow? I can have magic at that point. (Be honest, acknowledge if you’re ignorant on any subjects he’s...