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There. With what weapons will our duel be fought? Oh, you might be new to this. The rules of honor dictate that the challenged party chooses what kind of duel it will be. Will it be hand to paw combat? Perhaps a battle of wits? Chess? Jousting? *headpats* (No need to apologize, RL always takes...

THEN YOU FORFEIT *takes war-axe, begins chopping tree down*

Well... sort of, but I’ll gladly make an exception for you. If you keep it gentle. And brief. And outside my clothing. *raises shield* Touch me and I’ll challenge you to a duel.

*uses Icy Wind*

*draws sword* Watch your step. It’s okay, child. I forgive you. I’m merely... not used to so much physical stimulation at once.

“Playing” and “extreme violation of personal space” are two different things. Not to mention, you even broke the silver rule: NO TOUCHEY! *purses lips* You’re just a child, you wouldn’t know. I shouldn’t be so aggressive. Apologies.

Time to learn armor cleaning 101. After I find somewhere suitable to change, of course. *pulls you aside* Don’t you ever pull a stunt like that again.

Ahh, the sweet taste of vengeance. It’s @ssaannttoo!

*lies on the floor, panting* Hehehe...! Finally! I’ll have to clean my armor again, but it was totally worth— Oh squire! I’ve a job for you! (It didn’t get in your mouth, right? You don’t TF, it was a desperation gambit on my part (which worked I guess))

*barely manages to dump RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION down chestplate*

*uncorks TF potion* Last *mmmf* chance! Get out!

THIS ISN’T DEFEAT YOU DISHONORABLE KNAVE *bashes self against nearby tree in an attempt to jar you (still laughing uncontrollably)*

*tries to remove armor* *can’t whilst so incapacitated* STOPSTOPSTOP *incoherent laughing noises*

;lkdjgaspofdfglas;kfsf HOW—pffft—DO YOU EVEN *kkchh* FIT *attempts to grab your tail whilst involuntarily thrashing*

Google would beg to differ. Or maybe both are correct?

AUGH— *stifled laughter* Mmf—get out, your paws *giggle* tickle! *collapses*

*wears armor, is impervious to cuddling* +1 19

*wonders what physical affection would feel like* +1 16

I hope they get good severance. +1 15

Likely a TF agent in disguise. ...or am I just paranoid at this point? +1 14