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Giving candy to children? Sus much? +1 14

Impressive! *offers to rub belly* +1 12

*buys 3* +1 11

Alas, I must take my leave. But not before a final parting shot! +1 5

Hmm. Cute noises. I hope I never made them lol +1 5

*fights harder* +1 2

I'm a master of corporate dealings and sales, as well as being a maniacal global superpower. I can read the latest trends and know when to strike the market. So if you suddenly start peddling, say, bomb shelters, I should probably invest?

*counters* +1 0

-1 cute point +1 real point 1

*fights* +1 0

The what? Is this for a special occasion? Or simply a predicted increase in demand. +1 0

Ahh, the classic duels. +1 0

I think he’s referring to a PvP round, where we play the game this thread was originally meant for.

Tis the finest way to prepare for combat.

The two skill sets needed for those professions have little overlap. Spies don’t expect to do much fighting, and Knights don’t expect to do much sneaking. But if that’s what you want... Oh I didn’t say spies were evil or bad! Simply counter to the values of honor and chivalry.

Then I wish you good luck. Alas, I cannot teach you spying, as I’ve never done it myself.

If you wish to be a spy, I shan’t stop you. But good luck dealing with the conflict of interests between chivalry and effective spy work.

What is a good spy but someone excellent at the arts of hiding, treachery, and avoiding honest battles? Nay, I’d rather make a bad spy than a good one.

And what after that? Ninja pirate robot spy knights? Spies deal in deceit, subterfuge, and deception. None of which I’d like to indulge in.

No thank you, I prefer my missions to be public knowledge. I’ve nothing to hide.