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Child, I know you were a fox, but seriously. Watch thy tongue. Innuendo is unnoble. So, once I’ve put my foot through his rear at a high velocity, what would you like him to TF into?

Verily, thou art “going down”, as the kids say.

No, as I’m not your father. But yes, I am pleased. Though now we’ve reached even the point where I must hit the sack in order to have maximum energy come the morn. You have far exceeded your bedtime and I must put my foot down. (Good night, PvP!)

That’s more like it. So foxes are objectively good? You seem to know a lot about the nature of good! Please enlighten me! *Socrates troll face* But seriously, I was about to escape, I fell off the side immediately after! Don’t worry, Ssaannttoo pulled the “He hurt me!” routine on me earlier...

Again, rats are tough to— Okay. Let’s say, strictly hypothetically, I was in a bind. Why would TFing me again help in the slightest? Against my will no less! Ooooh, yes, the high-and-might Eevee sub crew, ultimate arbiters of truth. Thanks for being gentle. (I must go temporarily, unfortunately)

Hey, that’s where I draw the line. Never hit below the belt, Ssaannttoo! Even in righteous vengeance! *nods* But do try to be honorable about it. Help? I had it perfectly well in hand! Rats are notoriously hard to capture, but you had to go and publicly embarrass me and drive me to temporary...

...if someone TFs me, I no longer sympathize with them. *icy grin*

O_O

As I said, that was strictly for demonstration purposes, so as to teach Ssaannttoo how to really let someone have it verbally. You’re clearly misinterpreting me in an attempt to further antagonize me. It shan’t work.

*closes book* Evidently I made the wrong move. You need sleep.

Fairly frequently, as I keep getting TFed against my will in the PvP thread.

Hmm. Good insult. Allow me to show you how it’s done (strictly for education’s sake). *clears throat* @Domjoe414, thou art a boil, a plague sore, a lump of foul deformity, highly fed and lowly taught! Thou art no plebeian, as thou hast been anointed sovereign of sighs and groans! Go on, bow to...

*suspicious squint* *continues reading*

I—I was under the impression this was technically fiction and not to be utilized for actual political gain! *taps forehead, Edgeworth style* I’ve circumvented your dishonorable attempt at a trick. I’ve been meaning to do this for a while now, but you finally gave me an excuse to do it: I’ve...

“In the ancient days, there lived a very noble king named Uther-Pendragon, Overlord of all Britain...” *reads with passion*

*purses lips* Maybe I could read you the first few chapters. *sits down*

Your first training will be the art of self-discipline, and you will go to bed without incident. You may read this while you wait for unconsciousness to take you, if you wish. *offers King Arthur* (Cool. Hope it wasn’t too dry!)

Squires have bedtimes. *crosses arms disapprovingly* (Oof/yay, depending on how active the forums were lol)

*does the first 15 seconds of this video again* Oh, never mind! *stows potions and book* Surely it must be your bedtime at this point? (Oof/yay, depending on how introverted you are. What did you do besides the FA forums?)

*flinches* Acceptable. *closes book* I’m almost ready to put it all on the line and risk one of Domjoe’s mystery potions. (I found 10 Ancient Debris in 30 minutes while bed blasting, so pretty darn good! Yourself?)