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*nods pensively* mayhaps...

*armor clang noise* *pretends to have fallen down due to tackle* Yes, grappling foes is a good non-lethal method of subjugation. Good job!

And how well would you say I learned?

*pays attention* What? They don’t teach you this stuff at the Academy.

*shields*

Tis when you take everything seriously. You’d be awful at it.

The Samurai are a different yet equally respectable institution. The only grievance I have against them is that you have to be nobility to become a Samurai, while Knights allow all. And I HAVE NO PATERNAL DUTIES I’M NOT EVEN MARRIED

Any beavers about?

*shield bashes* Your violence is uncalled for. *piggybacks you* (Oof. Sorry.) We already got one goin. *gestures to tub*

He’s truly a squire to understand the knightly tongue. Come, Ssaannttoo, and I shall show you how to clean armor. Yes, squiring is a lot of grunt work. Get used to it, I went through it too lol

Haha. Well we can’t like every gay person. What about the evil ones? And starting our own council is certainly out of the question, do you think anyone around here respects me enough for that? Though I have no objections against that last bit. *headpats affectionately*

No. You merely got the show description slightly wrong.

*glares* Maybe. If I get reinstated. And your real father doesn’t show up.

Twouldn’t be “giving you away”, twould be merely relinquishing you to your rightful lineage! ...though I have knighted for the prerequisite time to have a squire... and you do seem the right age... hmmmmm...

Child, you must understand, tis difficult to be a valiant ally of truth and justice when one is raising a child simultaneously. Villains could kidnap you to hamstring me. And I can’t exactly suddenly up and up leave on an epic quest when I’ve got familial obligations. After I’m done serving the...

I’M A VIRGIN No. Not until we’ve completed our quest and I can relinquish custody of you.

*headpats* I know, child, I know... *concernedly stares into space*

No, no, love is not a person. Love is an action. Love is something we do. When we make cake for people, when we bathe them for their own sake, when we indulge their somewhat-off putting desires. Love is laying down your life for others. And let me tell you, if someone walked in this room right...

*pets* What is love?