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  1. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Oh come on! I’m not ready for children yet, I haven’t read enough about them! *pursues* What’s wrong little one?
  2. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *facepalms* I’m sure your real father wants you. But that’s not me.
  3. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Gee, it’s almost as if I’m unfit to be your father. As I’m not!!
  4. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Oh— *plops you by the fireplace in the tavern*
  5. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *blows freezing wind at you*
  6. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    I could just leave you like this... might be kinda cold but *smirks* You like that don’t you.
  7. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *removes you, panting* There we go. ...how to dry you off...
  8. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Wash, you insufferable— *dunks you in lather of bubbles*
  9. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    I would’ve obliged, but you’ve already dined on cake today. NO. I’m almost done!
  10. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Monsieur Guifrog wouldn’t do this to you because he could simply drug you first. As I do not have that luxury, I would appreciate if you’d hold still a second *cleans behind the ears*
  11. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    You misspoke, I believe you meant to say “odor”.
  12. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

  13. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Oh, no you’re not, now hold still— *utilizes soap liberally*
  14. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    I was under the impression the law was irrelevant in this town... *grabs and forces you into the tub*
  15. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Forsooth. Either get in the bath or find a fur who’s into that sort of thing!
  16. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    (Indeed. But you must be careful not to become authoritarian) *plugs nose* You’re sure you don’t want a nice, cleansing bath?
  17. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    (What?) *nose twitches* ...which has more fortitude? My tolerance for olfactory discomfort or his for touch discomfort? Surely he will give in soon.
  18. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *shrugs and goes about business* (That’s the idea. I’m not your father lol)
  19. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *turns off water* If you’d rather have sticky ur that’s no skin off my nose.
  20. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Hmm. I thought so, but also thought my perspective might be skewed for obvious reasons. *pours colder water* ...what? We’re you expecting some other solution?
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