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I stopped my bringing children policy when I accidently offered one to Shenzi. That almost was a huge mistake. Anything else that'll do?

I know, you had your Dr Hannah, or whatever it was, creepy avatar before. I just couldn't resist making the comparison again when I saw epiphany. I'm sorry if I have displeased you, please accept a sacrifice to make up for my wrong doings. *presents live goat*

Dr. House, is that you?

Yeah, those t shirts were funny the first time I saw one, but nowadays like 12 different people can found found wearing one at all times at any school you go to.

My friend shaved a giant arrow in his chest, it was pointing downward. He walks up to these cheerleaders while he was on vacation and goes "Hey, can you help me follow these directions, I just can't seem to get them right..." and lifts up his shirt. It was awesome.

You need to realize that dying is just another part of life. Sure, it may be the final point, but it's still a part of life. Trying to make yourself sound more sofisticated is not going to change my opinion on the subject. My opinion is that, sure it may suck to the people that this person...

I'm pretty sure silicon doesn't help nuclear development much :P

Death may not be funny to you, but do you realize the sheer amount of dark humor out there? Hell, it's even a mechanism for coping with death. Just because someone makes a joke doesn't mean that they don't have a lick of respect. I respect people that actually do things to better the world...

You first. You come off just as much, if not more, as an internet tough guy than me. You're going around bossing people around and making fun of them for making jokes about your precious dead celebrity who you never met and probably never saw in person. I'm just trying to make a joke and get...

Actually, he's not a living being anymore. Plus, we were pricks before he died, him passing isn't suddenly a reason to revere him and stop thinking the way we do. Maybe I should've said belief? Would that make you happy?

I was kidding with the amusement park part, Randy. They could've taken the money and ran because they that they'd lose a trial because his lawyers would be sooo much better. Not saying that they definately did. I'm also not saying I have any evidence showing him to bea molester, it's just a...

He settled out of court with families. I think that's what she's referring to.

You guess? I just said that I didn't.

I didn't. I'm still going with him being a child molester though, because who the fuck else would build an amusement park at their house? Really.

If they molested kids, it would atleast be justified.

You said it yourself.

I'm pretty sure he's not going to care now.

Re: RAVE: MICHAEL JACKSON I'd pay to see that. Oh, ok. I'll be looking forward to them.

Oh I see, "that other post". *cries in corner*

Re: RAVE: MICHAEL JACKSON So many jokes lost because of his death. RIP MJ.