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You were attacked by a pack of ravenous wolves that had been stranded on a desert isle for a year and only had coconuts to live on.

The button flips your grilled cheese sandwich over so it cooks on the other side.

I am totally fascinated by ancient life... flora and fauna.

Disco clothes

No... It's predator winning time!!! -1 -20

*Borrows time machine. Makes sure Sabertooths aren't extinct*

SPAGHETTI!!! Well... It's left over from last night... but still good. -1 -17

I was telling my friend Draconis who lives with me in Memphis about the "Bread and Milk" syndrome here. He didn't believe me. Snow was forcast one day and the weatherman literally said, "It's going to snow... better go get your bread and milk."o_O

No they aren't... they're tasty. Fursuits are fun.

Gives you a bottle full of superfluid hellium.

The button causes an emp (electro magnetic pulse) that fries all of the electronics in your neighborhood. Your neighbors are really ticked off at you.

The Tick

Starts anew. *Looks at the giant bucket of chicken* Well... It isn't going to eat itself. *Grabs a drumstick and starts nomming* -1 -1

Where the @(*! are the spaghetti noodles?