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When I saw this article, I thought, "Guifrog needs to see this".

They more than likely won't cut their thumbs. The skin is pliable enough as long as they don't use a slicing motion and the pressure is not super hard and direct.

*Fixes bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwiches to go with the drinks* -1 -8

Lame

Paleontology If you had to become an extinct species, what would it be?

The button turns you into a bronze statue of a racoon climbing into a dumpster.

@_Ivory_ because he puts up with my bad jokes.

Well, things are improving.:)

OK... but I'm not cleaning it up. The button sucks all of the air out of you so you implode like an empty aluminum can.

You can call me a sneaky bastard, but at least smile when you say it. :D Yes. I work out ways to keep from having to work out. How well do you interact with the hoomans?

Tame

No matter my state... I'm always fine. The button squashes @Some Moron into a square cube.

Does that mean you now go mooyn? The button turns @Some Moron into a werewolf... oh right... he's already a werewolf. OK... It turns him into a sparkle werewolf.

Last night... a salad with cubed pork chop, tomato, cucumber, lettuce, mushrooms, and ranch dressing.

I'd be a banjo so I could "pick" my nose. Which is better. Scooby Doo team or Rescue Rangers?

You were accidentally put in with the Komodo Dragons and it didn't go well for you.

Funny weather yesterday. The Weather Channel said 0% chance of rain. We had a flash flood warning and it was pouring down yesterday afternoon. I look at the Weather Channel again. It said 0% chance of rain... Current conditions in Memphis... Thunderstorms.