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No, see, if I was somebody’s father, they’d share some physical resemblance to me. Or, barring that, would have some sort of memory of me fulfilling fatherly duties like caring and raising you. *shudders* no, I haven’t forgotten. But again, that’s hardly evidence that I was of sound mind or...

*returns hug awkwardly* All I’m saying is, that daddy should look something like you, no?

Truly, this will take every mental faculty and wit I possess to crack. *thinks* Okay, so you’re a fox, right? Logically speaking, your parents are most likely foxes, right? Do we look anything like foxes? Photoshop. Also I was drugged, so of course the mere visual inspection would appear to be...

No, that guy isn’t daddy! This guy isn’t daddy either, this is—this is a misunderstanding!

Nooo, “daddy” doesn’t know that guy. *points to @Guifrog*

*inhales* Allow me to put it into terms you understand. Me. No. Like. Guifrog. And do warn me if Guifrog attempts to sneak up on me. And hold on tight.

I can understand that your childish delusion spawned out of need for a father figure has caused you to glom onto me as your “dadie”, but I absolutely refuse to allow you to claim that me and Guifrog are in any way more than acquaintances. I was drugged at the time of the alleged wedding, not of...

*grumbles*

Yes. This situation in general is extremely cute. As compared to me specifically, who is not cute in the slightest. That established, I agree with you.

No idea! @ben909’s really good at siens, and seems to be pretty helpful in any non-staying-human endeavors, so I was gonna search for him.

*piggy-backs you* Let me know if you get too cold. And don’t play with my hair—shouldn’tve said that We go to the genetic testing siens facility!

*gosh now I wanna make art of this*

*dramatically exits tavern*

Wait, is Foofoo reading everything? My TF trouble might be a bit confusing lol That IS dedication.

First a spouse, now a son. PvP seems bent on giving me an entire family.... Come, Ssaannttoo, and we shall journey to the ends of the Earth to discover your true father’s fate!

I’m sure your daddy loves you, wherever he is... I smell a quest coming on!

... *gives you headpats*

But why do you love me? What have I ever done for you? I certainly haven’t, I don’t know, raised you, participated in your creation, or done anything else that might be attributed to a father. Hmm, I should try that sometime. Maybe it unlocks some secret Glaceon Super Saiyan form or something.

I believe you made a grammatical error there. I shall be a cool father at some unspecified point in the future. But thank ye kindly for the compliment!