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  1. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    I’m not sure, I’ve never met your father. Besides, coolness is not inherent to what gangs you join or what species you may be. True coolness comes from within.
  2. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Oh, don’t worry, this gang’s great. I myself have joined it on multiple occasions! Once even willingly! Go on, try it out. AND I’M NOT YOUR FATHER
  3. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    You wouldn’t want to hug me. ...wait no you do damn it NO! We’re barely acquaintances! Besides, have you forgotten the cardinal rule? NO! TOUCHEY!
  4. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *storms back in* I’m not your father! I’m nobody’s father! And not “Nobody” in the Odysseus sense either!
  5. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *peeks through window* This I must see.
  6. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *rude gesture and door slam* Ooh, that’s a lot! Thanks! *coats arrows in RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*
  7. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *purses lips* yeah I deserve this. Apologies for my impulsivity. *exits in shame* Actually, I dropped my emergency RAT TRANSFORMATION POTIONs in the drink a few days ago. Could I have a few?
  8. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *smacks you with the yogurt pail before delivering it to @metatherat*
  9. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Actually I’ve got a better idea. *drags you back by the ears* *chucks you through the window at @Thrashy’s tavern, near the fireplace* *acquires vanilla yogurt*
  10. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *attempts to strangle you* WAIT CRAP NO *just uses Icy Wind again*
  11. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Perfect. *searches Siberia for grocery stores* ...might be here a while
  12. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    That cold enough for ya?
  13. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Why do I even— Actually I’m curious now. Squirrels?
  14. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Surprise, matriachal impregnator! *uses Icy Wind*
  15. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *raises eyebrow* *cuts box open with sword* Tell you what. How much yogurt for a non-rat-transformation potion commission?
  16. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Sorry, I’ve got a masochist to de-masochize. Your request will be processed in the order received. *duct tapes box from within*
  17. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *disgusted look* Ship me there, I’ll show him real cold. *hops in box*
  18. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *averts eyes*
  19. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    What are you, some masochist?
  20. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Nooo! Normal party!
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