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5, by my estimate.

Metaphorical stick.

Congrats. An impressive feat by any metric.

A fine 2021 morning to all who haven’t drugged, well, you know the drill. *sighs* Originally, I was quite angered that you would dare to seize my hat unlawfully. But now, it occurs to me that there will be greater appreciation of the tricorn, and hats in general, should more people go about...

*covers ears* Truly, heightened senses serve as a double edged sword. A happy new year to everyone who didn’t TF or drug me!

*gets into battle stance*

It was just a fox TF potion, I think it interacted with the Eevee genes to result in a Pokemon fox.

“Cute” and “Chivalrous, powerful, masculine, capable Knight” aren’t exactly often correlated! So while fuzzy may be a positive for you, it certainly is not for me! Not that, uh, I didn’t enjoy it somewhat...

Consider my guilt appeased.

I’m sorry, I can’t help it! It’s just so delicious that you disparaged coffee earlier and it’s biting you in the butt! You’re right, I shouldn’t be taking pleasure in your pain... forgive me.

Because you’re trying to antagonize me like everyone else on this rock? *stifles a chuckle* Guess I’ll be the one to introduce you to coffee! *winces slightly* Thanks.

*winces* Oh, I’m sorry, I, assumed you were like, intentionally holding on... uhhh.... anybody got some fire lying around? Maybe a heater?

Damn it! *offers you gold bar* this should more than cover it... It was colder of her to post it in the first place! GET OFF ME *yanks harder*

FOR WHAT?! WHAT SIN HAVE I COMMITTED *smirks* Good luck getting too close now. I can finally be rid of your drug induced shenanigans!

*puts an axe through whatever electronic device you utilized* I’ll pay you back, I’m just trying to prevent the posting. Wait, I was human at the time! Nobody would recognize me! ...So long as I didn’t TF back. Damn it!

No, I’ll have to duel everyone who sees to make sure word cannot spread. *yanks your tongue*

What?! What did I do? Give me those pictures, I’ll burn them to ashes myself.

*icy glare* I’ve re-armed myself, good luck getting near me to pull any similar stunts.

(What was I supposed to do? Not have the hyped up milk work?) HEY NO TOUCHEY *flails about* *grabs tongue and pulls away*

Ask Guifrog.