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I would like to introduce you to a man named Greg. Please explain to me the feeling of sitting down after a long day.

I mean I have been at work all day but I actually have a lot of energy right now and only an hour left so Im hoping to get my cake topper sculptures done.

Hope you have a good rest

That’s because we all know who is the real winner here. (Hint: is me.)

Do you ever sleep?

That’s been me the past three days. OwO

Have you noticed you have an odd talent? I’m not talking like being good at writing or drawing, no those are skills. I’m talking things you have just been annoyingly good at that other people just...aren’t. For example: I am the literal best person I know at passive aggressive wars. I have...

Just like it looks, except you put lots of emphasis on SKY.

I hope that someone doesn’t show up to their next shift so you have to do the work of two people at once.

Skunks are mischievous little monsters that find it imperitive to spank naughty foxes. Foxes are mischievous little monsters for the sake of it. Please explain to me the sound of victory.

I hate it when hamsters get wet tail and they’re responding well to treatment and then suddenly they go downhill fast. PSA: hammies can die within 24 hours due to dehydration. Wet tail is diarrhea and when they groom themselves it gets caught in their throats, making it so it’s hard to eat and...

I gift you an amulet that allows you to have a secondary breath weapon you didn’t have before. Have fun with that!

Oh no. You are NOT allowed a win for that long.

I rarely get to post pictures of my fish.

I hope you forget what you were going to type right as you click the text box.

Because you got some novacaine at the dentist. Why must I keep working 6am opening shifts?!

You mean something like this?

My mom isn’t really in the fandom but totally is a woofie. She’ll tell you that too so it’s just funny. I picked...something for your poll but I am not a woofie. Fun fact though: mammals can all be classed as relatives to canines or felines. Ferrets are more closely related to dogs, where...

Because you negatively associate them with medicine due to every damned child medication tasting like grape or cherry. (I know the science answer for banana but not grape actually) How do I decide if I want to have arm wings or back mounted wings for an avian character I’m working on?

Not the skunk I’m used to seeing...