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Your pupils were really dilated...it was really weird.

Because the oceans are made out of blueberry juice and water. Like, if the water was gone it would be purple but. C'est le vie. Please explain to me where my cat has gone...

I hope you are walking across a street and then the crosswalk sign changes super fast.

*boops the Simo* Which I think by default is a punishment, as there was no spanking involved....

Nope. I have put spaghetti sauce on noodles that weren't spaghetti before. Have you?

Granted, but they don't listen very well. I wish I could remember how to play this one game...

Because the air can't circulate. Stale air is just gross. Why aren't the clouds made out of cotton candy?

*narrows eyes* Hello again my old rival. I feel like we're about to get into a pokemon duel...

Oh dear. Appears the user above you hasn’t a clue about something. That’s where you come in. Welcome to the Please Explain? game. Here you explain the thing, scenario, picture, etc. of the poster above you. Let me give you an example. Person A: What is a ferret? Person B: It’s a fuzzy...

I have a few in mind yes. I spent my morning being responsible. Taking care of important business. You?

You’re the dude that looks into a camera on a commercial looking way more sexy than a silly ad really needs.

You always need a boop.

So I just picked up my marriage license guys. I’m illegally allowed to be married. Therefore, I deserve the win for fighting with legalities.

“Hm? What’s that?”

I hate that being biologically female makes me have a uterus that causes me enough pain every month I have doctors wanting to do laproscopic surgery to diagnose a problem. That’s what I hate. I hate that women have to just deal with this all the time and I hate how often uniforms consist of...

This is a problem everywhere. The thing that makes it so shocking here is we’re so marketed to being a melting pot it doesn’t make sense. We put such a big deal on what our nation of origin is that it’s always something on the forefront of our minds. You have to remember the US is a very young...

I still rarely block people. I only do it for circumstances where I can’t just ignore the person and it’s affecting my wellbeing and enjoyment on a site. If I had to wait for some mod that’s already overworked to look into it....I would just leave. It isn’t worth it to me. I’m sorry you’ve...

I boop the assassiny snoot and avoid anythin Nex tries to sell anymore.

“Oh yeah. My makeup is on point today!”

Haven’t we had this song and dance before?