Search results

Did you hear the story about the straight fox? Aren't you a little old to listen to fairy tales?

Spider Man

He's been in the fandom a long time. There are lots of videos of him up. He is the redneck cougar.

That guy with the bananas is my friend, Draconis, aka Calamity Cougar.

Bananas!?!

Bananas?! That isn't a joke about my teeth is it? *Looks at you suspiciously*o_O

Z is for Zebra They are quite a sight. Is their fur white on black or is it black on white?

If you fall asleep, we will draw on you with magic markers.

*Sends a six legged assassin chicken after the "slow" cheetah*

Hmmmm... Cheetah... tastes like chicken.;):p

You all will never guess where I saw @A Minty cheetah !

A rather rotund fox friend of mine was trying to come up with a name for a deer character. I referred him to a Far Side cartoon where some lions were looking at some antelope. One of the antelope was really fat, and one lion looked at it and called "Dibs". Thus my friend got a new character...

I heard they genetically engineered a six legged chicken. No one knows how they taste because nobody has been able to catch one.

*Hears a nyoom and sees @A Minty cheetah making off with his peanut butter and jelly sandwich*

I also accompany the move to eat their hand with a loud *rawr... nom nom nom*

I often tell people (while wearing my fursuit), that I have a squeaker in my tongue and ask if they would like to push it. They reach in to do so, and I act like I'm nomming their hand. It scares the crap of of them. :D

I have often wondered what would happen if someone ate a pardoned turkey.

It's been reported that in Germany, Sabertooth Cats have been recently discovered posing as mailboxes.

Q: What's the difference between a mailbox and a Sabertooth Cat? A: If you still have your arm after you shove the mail in... it was a mailbox!

This is why you need to treat me nice. If I have a picture of you... I OWN you!;):D