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Easily fixed via tailor.

Well you got to turn back. I’d stop complaining if that much could be said of me.

Look, I didn’t want to get TFed into an Eevee! I didn’t ask for this!! Do you retract your heinous lies about my character? A quest! I look forward to executing it!

NO NOT LIKE ME I WAS DE-KNIGHTED DUE TO CORRUPTION ON THE COUNCIL HAVE I NOT MADE THAT EXCEEDINGLY CLEAR

Not all Knights are good people. Some disregard the principles by which they became a Knight. But these vile scourges are typically stripped of their titles. Where’d your love of mad science go?

If Ssaannttoo won’t apologize, I will. I did not intend to give you a cold, and I’m sorry you stepped in the path of my righteous vengeance. How might I compensate you for your discomfort? Can I potentially help? ——————— HOW DARE YOU I’M THE LEAST MEAN ROUND THESE PARTS

It’s your fault my attack hit him! You should apologize!

Mornin, Ben. Turn Ssaannttoo into an Eevee for me, will ya? Relax, it’s a cold induced sneeze. I mean literal cold, like, not hot. I’m neither a Knight nor a meanie.

You can freely say whatever you believe to be the truth! But I know you know I wasn’t attacking you (until you lied about me)! Besides, you don’t really have a right to free speech around here.

I’m not coercing you into silence, merely the truth!

Again with the slander. Are you asking for icy wind round two? Because the forecast is predicting some serious cold fronts.

You can testify against me. Your word is supposed to hold weight, thus equalizing the ordinarily huge power gap between the large and the small. The beauty of courts is “equal justice under the law”, regardless of size or ability in battle. But you’re violating the sacred institution by speaking...

I gave you ample time and opportunities to retract your lies. You instead continued with them. Framing me is a worse crime than merely some physical discomfort, so I’m not even giving you retribution your crimes deserve! I am entirely justified in using non-lethal force. Giving you no warning...

I froze you for giving false testimony about me, maligning my honor, and calling me a “violent criminal”! I even gave you proper warning!

I was ejected for trying to expose the corruption on the Council! Again, I ask: when have I violated the codes of honor and chivalry?! ...*starts to show slight concern for Ssaannttoo’s health*

I’m merely pondering whether speciesism is justified. I have not committed it. But you’re making it tempting. WHEN HAVE I SPAT IN HONOR’S FACE Additionally, slight technicality: I’m not a Knight at this juncture. So even if you somehow deceive yourself into thinking I am anything less than...

Indeed, you are as dishonorable and as deceitful as a ninja. Consider the uncomfortable cold your just comeuppance for attempting to frame me via false testimony. Do all rats disregard honor, justice, and the truth? Nearly all I’ve met or read about don’t even come close to Lawful or Good! I’d...