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Of course not!! Sleep would merely pave the way for more nightmares and further muddle the difference between— *kettle slips out of paws* *boiling water burns footpaws* THRICE DAMNED FINGERS, WORK WHY DON’T YOU

*insane eye glint* Is it YOU!? *holds boiling water kettle menacingly above you*

Crazy fox? Where? Is there some evil sorceress vixen enchanting me?! I suppose that would make more sense than the entire land being cursed, yes, must find her, duel her— *grabs boiling water* Witches shrivel up when soaked, no? YES HEHEHEHE *prowls about*

*eyes bug out* MILK! That clears status effects, right?! Wait, no, you’d sabotage it—

Maybe?! Who knows if I’m actually moving, or merely under the impression that I’m moving? All is a facade! Look at me! I don’t look like this! Neither am I not really moving—wait

No, don’t you get it!? The normal is back home! I have to get home!!

Huh. My inner demons seem to be finishing each other off. I guess that works. *flees to the island to plot second escape attempt*

Or are you all the insane ones, and I’m the only one speaking sense?! NO TOUCHEY

Oh, but are you? I can only be assured of my own existence; all else is mere speculation! A good God wouldn’t allow such torment to actually occur to one of his servants—ergo, this cannot be real!!

Are you some representation of my deep-seated anxiety that I’ll be shunned by society on my eventual return? Or perhaps some specter or spirit designed to drive me further into insanity? I care not. Fare well, whatever you may be: you shan’t see me around anymore!!

Oh, now I’m trying to guilt myself into staying in the cursed realm! Brain, oh brain, you truly are an underhanded scoundrel. Hehehehee! Nope. You can’t bother me because you’re just a figment of my imagination.

AH Is it really you!? Oh, who am I kidding, you don’t exist hahehea! LEMME go, I’M ESCAPING *jumps overboard* *bats it away* NO MORE DRUGS

*in a messy, jagged scrawl, an Braixen maniacally tries to write* Knight’s(?) log, maybe Wednesday, IDEC The last 24 hours have been, by far, the worst of my life. I have been drugged, married, and transformed multiple times, all against my will. I came to on a boat in the middle of a wedding...

(Alas, I must go to bed.)

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Goddammit paws TIE THESE ROPES WOULD YOU *gets a splinter* *screams*

*drags soggy mess of fur to PvP shore* I... I escaped... *wrings out ear tufts* *stares at PvP ship* *then at reflection* *blushes slightly* *shakes head aggressively* I—I have to get out of here... this place is cursed! I’m going insane! Everything’s been naught but a hallucination! This...

*stops sobbing* *looks up* *goes pale* *squeezes out window*

*can’t decide whether to explode with anger or burst into tears* *settles for chucking the mirror frame out the window and curling up into the corner*

*a muffled “SHUT UP” emanates from the cabin*