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*screams and the sound of an innocent mirror getting utterly obliterated can be heard*

*ascends ropes* *flees to the nearest cabin* *hides and slams door shut dramatically*

*too flustered, angry, and soaked to argue* CMON GUYS HELP ME BACK ON THE BOAT

*tries to formulate objections*

*surfaces* *splutters and hacks up water* Oh God since when did water hurt so much I thought I executed a fine enough dive— OH GOD THEY GLUED THE DRESS ON ME *tears at fur*

*bubbles rise from beneath the water*

*splashes over the side*

The Dark Lord shall rise again Greater and more powerful than ever before His servant awaits his— *chugs second RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION* Thank God I still had free will for a second there— *squeaks madly and writhes furiously* LEMME GO LEMME GO NO MORE TF

*still too busy escaping to discuss*

I’ll chop my finger off, Pettigrew style. Worth it! *ascends upstairs to main deck*

*chugs RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION and scurries away, squeaking madly*

*attempts to remove ring one-handed* *fails*

IN A FAIR FIGHT I’D KILL YOU I *grunt* DON’T *shove* CARE *deflates (somewhat metaphorically)* OOoooo

*screams (somewhat like a girl)*

*collapses in a heap* GEROFF ME *punches you and yanks ring off (leaving a nasty cut on my finger*) I’m not even wearing it right now!! *attempts to escape pigpile

Wait! That’s illegal—How did we all get on this boat!? What are you doing?? Oh God *runs down aisle*

OW YOU MOTHER— Oooh my head... Where—what’s going on!? NANI WHAT NO YOU DON’T THE FAK U TALKIN BOUT

why is that where the choir stands *dumbly follows*

i challenge that guy to a duel he sounds real formidable

*prepares to perform “here comes the bride” accapella* *voice is absolutely horrible*