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oooh, wedding who’s the lucky couple

DID SOMEONE SAY

hooray for *cough* questionable *choke* furry hijinks god that milk sucked i’m still high wth will i be excluded from the hijinks on account of not meeting the prerequisite duly noted *salutes*

*shrugs* can’t argue with that *follows you to Mischief Mart* *accidentally acquires prank curdled milk* *chugs it*

what if i was still a glec then can i snowballing

oh yeah i wasn’t aiming at u

cept for itching and everything swirling i’m gucci *swirly eyes thumbs up*

now how would i do that i don’t look very cold to you, do i GAH *removes armor and scratches furiously* why must you hurt me in this way

i ain’t weak to fire no more and so am no longer concerned with fire safety helo, got any milk you want to barter for

here, poison yourself and then try eating it *offers RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION* siens!

it wasn’t my fault i got kissed by my fake-fiancé

does ice cream count as milk for the purpose of status effect healing

damn you kinda look and sound like one or maybe its the psychoactive drugs do you have milk? i can trade these valuable pebbles i found in the mine *offers handful of gravel, with a hiccup/giggle*

r u a cow

a coooow like those big black spotted thingies haven’t seen any cows on faf HEEEY ANY COWS AROUND I CAN MILK YOU wait i need a bucket first *dons hard hat, goes mining* FOUND IRON—oh its just these worthless yellow rocks

hey i appreciate you imma throw you parti soon as i aint dronk af *begins epic milk quest*

sorry pal can’t be helped *gives comforting pats*

*examines RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION* should i or shouldn’t i heeheeheehee

airfection