Search results

I take no pleasure in killing! And, well, it’s hard to shrug off 4 years of getting dragon lore pounded into your head! I’m not speciesist for other species, I swear! See? Universe seems happy!

Well how else am I supposed to thank a dragon? NOT give him gold?

Well excuuuuse me, I haven’t exactly met many dragons yet. They did the stereotyping first.

Lessee... what would a dragon like... *prepares gold plated cake*

Wow, I can see my breath, was it always this cold out here? No, feel free to laugh all ye please! I certainly deserve it after my... violent conduct this morning. I’m too happy to defend myself! What?

What? *runs past convenience store on the way* *sees Mountain Dew* *facepalms*

*returns, shivering* *grabs coat and smiles sheepishly*

*removes helmet* What? Excellent! I shall quest to the tallest mountain for the finest of dew! *runs off*

Wow, I feel light-headed... literally. Glaceon ears and hair are way heavier than mine! Oh, don’t be shy, you deserve it! What kind of food and drink do you like at parties? Don’t you get it? I don’t need to defeat you any more!

WOOOO IT WORKED I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! All this time, and I thought it was hopeless! I’m throwing a (non-wedding) party, y’all are invited and Universe is the guest of honor.

Can I have it?

*tries to act casual* So, uhh, what’s your price?

I see the value of TF potions as a weapon.

I can already consume cheese. *pockets RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION for future use*

Hybrids are one thing, TF victims are another. *brain breaks*

Well those Glaceons are supposed to be Glaceons, of course they’re okay with it. I’ve had enough of experiments, tech, and magic to last me three lifetimes. *decides not to resieze it* Evidently you value your hat as much as I valued mine. I shall strike a less vulnerable spot should you...

Oh, you got me all wrong. I love cheese, I just don’t want Ssaannttoo to have any. I see. When I get Freeze-Dry, you are royally screwed. *isn’t a dragon, so by default you’re the bigger dragon*

With all this antagonism, I’m starting to consider it... Though what I’m spared in ice puns I’ll receive five-fold in marriage jokes, so I suppose I’ll pass. Thank ye for the offer.

What’s the cryo legionnaire? It better not have anything to do with ice (though the first part of their name makes that unlikely).