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You started it! I wasn’t glaring at anyone—WAIT THAT WAS ANOTHER ICE PUN *steals hat again*

Hell no.

Thank ye. *rounds on everyone else* SEE!? HE GETS IT! WHY CAN’T Y’ALL

Awww, that’s adorable. Too bad it’ll go to waste, as I’m not sure what ice wedding you’re referring to. Tsk tsk tsk. Now you’re just trying to make me mad.

Now you’re just trying to cheese me off. *exhales slowly* Okay, perhaps we haven’t met. I’m, not, supposed to be furry. Or ice. I was a human Knight in body, and remain so in spirit, so perhaps showing me a little respect would be a great boon for me.

I’m not mad at Nexus! Yet! Just waiting to hear an ice related pun or some sort of affirmation of my alleged future wedding plans...

*Sounds an awful lot like godmode-ing to me* Pah. Doubtful.

What magic wrought, it can undo.

*pauses fury to laugh*

Honestly, it’s kind of a mandatory thing at this point, due to the stereotypes. We don’t actually do much dragon slaying, but if you’re a Knight college and you don’t offer dragon-slaying courses, everyone laughs at you. Sorry, we turned godmode off, no immortality for you.

*No* I’m a (was a) knight. Dragon-slaying is literally an academy course I took. Watch thy tongue.

*stands up* I’ve no quarrel with you. Keep it that way. EVERYONE KEEPS ANTAGONIZING ME

*icy death glare*

I’m not going to bite anyone, that would be uncivilized! *resumes pummeling Guifrog (without utilizing teeth)*

*returns hat and resumes throttling @Guifrog*

Ohhh, you wanna go, dragon? You wanna dance? You wanna piece of this?! I’VE BEEN TRAINING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS YOU’D BETTER NOT INTERFERE WITH MY RIGHTEOUS VENGEANCE *has no records* Apologize!!

*steals your hat* This is the price of disrespecting me and not showing even the most basic dignity or compassion for my plight. Where was I? *chases Guifrog*

*stops trying to strangle @Guifrog and switches targets* *tackles you*

Yes? Maybe? I DON’T CARE YOU’RE NEXT, HAT FOX OW WHY YOU LITTLE *smacks*

*tackles you*