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“Dammit they’ve made another patch for my OS.”

*spanks* I’ve rested. Need to make up for letting you go earlier. *spanks again*

You have the power to make any liquid into safe to drink soda pop.

You get some quality craftsman knives. Hopefully that’s a weapon of choice for you. I think I’ll take door number 3 this time.

Imma boop you. Potentially with a needle so you stop floating.

Oh no. Now the assassin is floating too?!? Someone get a needle.

Oh look a fluffy.

Pretty absolute statement there. I have. In fact. Read the bible cover to cover multiple times. And I’ve done extensive research on the time periods in which they should have been written. Not one of them are written by the people they talk about, it’s always recounting by someone else...

Yesterday I was trying to clean one of the outtake nozzles for the fish tank system and turned it the wrong way. The thing shot off like a rocket, I got soaked, and had to walk the new manager through how to shut the system off because I had to use all my strength holding it back enough so I...

You receive a new car! But whenever you drive it more than 10 miles an hour it starts making a high pitched noise that sounds like “HOLY” and that’s just weird. Lemme see door number 2..

Hm. Appears your brain is still 404’ing on me from it breaking earlier.

Oh look. My 500th post. What a win for me.

Like the person above said, they are very similar. Something that helps me is looking at people wearing heels. Then they’re even walking on their toes, and it gives a better idea as to what you’re doing.

All things considered, paypal is the best option. If you want another level of security, you can make invoices. Just know invoices charge a percentage fee out of the payment. But I have heard it protects you, the artist, and is easier for the buyer as well.

You can shapeshift into any animal. Just in case you didn’t have the power before you wanted to be a puppy, now you do.

I hope a cat standsom your belly with those little pointy paws of theirs.

Oh we’re restarting the mustelid cuddle pile? *snuggles*

I punish you by not allowing you to engage in any spanking behaviors for a whole day. It’s like one of those magic anons. Really weird and annoying.

“Ooh is that a new butt to spank?”