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@shapeless0ne Sorry. Turns out you’re an illegal alien. Someone decided to make a stink about it. The good news is you’re only illegal in your county so you just go to the next one over now. @DragonMaster21 You shape shifted into a teacher to call off class. They weren’t amused.

Like anything you purchase online, you have to be safe. Do your due diligence. Go through something like PayPal so it gives another layer of protection.

Wait until you end up in the south then the Midwest seems like it’s full of ignorant, abraisive jerks.

Blizzard? Hating porn? No they’re not your problem. Your problem is Hasbro which has a deal with them.

I used to play violin. I play tamborine now and I’m a soprano in the choir if that counts.

*spanks to make sure reward is worth it*

The substitute thought you were breaking copyright with your species identification. It was wrong and you were invited back later but it was definitely a case of act first question later.

You caught your tail in something.

Ah the correct thread. Consider it another gift. *spankity spank*

You make predator deterrent. It’s super easy for you and you question why other employees have a hard time with it.

Hygiene.

I give the gift of a spank to your skunky butt! Oh? There’s another thread for that? Hm. Oh well.

Ouch. Careful with that snoot.

I mean I’ve spanked an otter but not with a trout. I have forgotten to eat long enough eating made me sick. Have you?

Aliens have decended upon the pool party? *still too nervous to get in pool but will chow down on a nearby barbecue*

I hope that you smell of elderberry.

Nope. I’ve pretended to be someone else on the internet before to get around multi accounting rules. Have you?

You win a pile of pillows stuffed with shed cat fur. I wanna see door number 3 please.

That and annoying ferrets.